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Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML

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I'm trying to imagine the position you must have been in to make smacking her butt and your balls both possible options

Nice hand / ball coordination.

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rofl... just rofl.

at least you got laid.

That sux! Maybe next time you should be on top ;-)

SystemicThought 0

I did that last Tuesday. It was definitely a boner-killer. The palm caught the butt but the finger tips hit me.

I have totally done that before!!!! omfg it sucks! Im surprised i kept a boner!

This happened to me once. Position was cowgirl. sucked majorly.

now u kno how she would have felt

what i would like to know is what kind of position was that

Carnivaldead 0

You bring a whole new meaning to the words numb nuts.

crazybe3bshot31 0

lmfao.. wow that was a retard move.. and wat position could u really be in where thoes two things would be that hard to tell apart!!!