Anonymous
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Today, I was having sex with a girl. Things were getting pretty hot, so I decided to smack her butt. I missed. I smacked my balls instead. Real hard. FML
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area51avenger 0
I'm trying to imagine the position you must have been in to make smacking her butt and your balls both possible options
teehee520 0
Nice hand / ball coordination.
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hockeyringer15 0
So how retarded are you? i am sorry if you are dumb enough to do this then i cant imagine you can be any good in bed... not being able to hit what your aiming for...
blackbear6193 0
ok u can work through it man. plus the pain will make u last longer, and she will be impressed. horrible accident, or ingenious plan? you decide.
KillaKanibus 0
HA! FAIL!!!!!
not1 0
LOL'd hard, awesome!
kbtoys 2
Your aim sucks! Hahahaha, too funny.
Uber_G33k 0
I don't get it.
misery09 0
lmao. Screw the position.. anytime somebody smacks my ass while we're having sex, it completely catches me off guard and ruins the mood for me.
oh_haaybby 0
What the ****, lmfao.
Don_fml 0
WTH?! Why want to smack her in the ass in the first place? I mean, just cuz you saw it on some cheezy **** flick doesn't mean it's a good idea. YDI
Sheldon445 0
All i have to say is that would have been one funny ass scenario for both you and your lass. Right at the climax you hit yourself in the balls and start crying. hahaha that would be hilarious