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Today, I was having a funny conversation with a guy I had met on Xbox. I told him the state I lived in, and he said, "Don't tell me that, I might stalk you." He wasn't kidding. He has somehow found out my phone number, and my address. He says he's going to send me flowers. FML

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UnprecendentedAw 0

Someone obviously doesn't take online privacy settings very seriously. YDI

Time to move.

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xxjosefinaxx 2

There's a privacy setting in which you can only receive text messages or talk to people from your friends list and doesnt allow you to send messages to people that aren't your friends or speak to on the Xbox

Did you also give him your /full name/? That's probably how he found you, not by just telling him your state. That information just narrowed it down for him to find you easier. He's most likely harmless. It's expensive to stalk someone that lives in another state.;) Be thankful if he's broke. :P

Who says he's broke? XBoxes and XBox live can be very expensive.

time to change name, number, and face

I'm betting she's one of those people who on Facebook tags herself when she gets home. If he's on her Facebook there's instant access to her number and her location. The Majority of Internet users are retarded.

Princess_D33 9

Stalk a female from your home state. Achievement unlocked.

Fun fact: Microsoft has his credit card information and therefor his identity. Not hard to find out who he is.

Oh hey it's you, did you receive my flowers ?

I'm going to tell my mom you cheater!

so we meet again.

That is why you lie!! Or change direction of conversation.

Victim blaming jerks. You don't deserve to be stalked.