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Today, I was having a funny conversation with a guy I had met on Xbox. I told him the state I lived in, and he said, "Don't tell me that, I might stalk you." He wasn't kidding. He has somehow found out my phone number, and my address. He says he's going to send me flowers. FML

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Holy shit. I didn't think this would actually get posted! Well, I'm happy after all of the FML's I've posted over the years, this one got chosen

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UnprecendentedAw 0

Someone obviously doesn't take online privacy settings very seriously. YDI

Time to move.

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Drizzelhell 3

Buy a tazer. Self protection

Buy a gun. For self... Amusement!

haha no there is no such thing as self protection anymore, youll end up havin another travon martin case

Airman1988 9

Stranger danger!

At least it's flowers and not anything nasty

Like an ear... oh the antics of Van Gogh

U gave him the state u lived in

mollysticks 10

I read this in Patrick's voice. Ah, childhood memories...

Thanks, since i didnt read the fml or anything.

People these days...

peachesncreem 21

.. Need to learn how to finish their sentence.

dankpotatoes 2

Bitch's gonna get date raped.

obviousboy 8

You live in Nebraska. There are like 20 people that live there. It couldn't have been that hard.

Nebraska has big cities. Omaha is pretty big, let me tell you.

missyj0 12

I'm pretty sure it was a joke, #146.

obviousboy 8

Ding ding ding! We have a winner.

153- Or, ya know, an uneducated statement. Oh well. I'll just let bygones be bygones.

obviousboy 8

Good job letting bygones be bygones. ^.~

Maybe you can report him to the cops? Oh and next time don't give out personal information on the web. FYL OP.

flashback.miss 28

Look out or he might pollinate you./bricked. but seriously, this should teach you a lesson. take neccessary precautions and measures to protect yourself.

I see you ;)