Today, I was having a funny conversation with a guy I had met on Xbox. I told him the state I lived in, and he said, "Don't tell me that, I might stalk you." He wasn't kidding. He has somehow found out my phone number, and my address. He says he's going to send me flowers. FML
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UnprecendentedAw 0
Someone obviously doesn't take online privacy settings very seriously. YDI
Arthurie 30
Time to move.
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Drizzelhell 3
Buy a tazer. Self protection
DarthDeath 12
Buy a gun. For self... Amusement!
theamazingone_12 7
haha no there is no such thing as self protection anymore, youll end up havin another travon martin case
Airman1988 9
Stranger danger!
jkozzy 8
At least it's flowers and not anything nasty
MigraineurOfLife 15
Yet...
jadamsclassic 5
Like an ear... oh the antics of Van Gogh
AzzieC 12
U gave him the state u lived in
mollysticks 10
I read this in Patrick's voice. Ah, childhood memories...
superswagbro 7
Thanks, since i didnt read the fml or anything.
NeeNeeNela 8
People these days...
peachesncreem 21
.. Need to learn how to finish their sentence.
dankpotatoes 2
Bitch's gonna get date raped.
obviousboy 8
You live in Nebraska. There are like 20 people that live there. It couldn't have been that hard.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
Nebraska has big cities. Omaha is pretty big, let me tell you.
missyj0 12
I'm pretty sure it was a joke, #146.
obviousboy 8
Ding ding ding! We have a winner.
nevershoutkendal_fml 11
153- Or, ya know, an uneducated statement. Oh well. I'll just let bygones be bygones.
obviousboy 8
Good job letting bygones be bygones. ^.~
Ajwc101 24
Maybe you can report him to the cops? Oh and next time don't give out personal information on the web. FYL OP.
flashback.miss 28
Look out or he might pollinate you./bricked. but seriously, this should teach you a lesson. take neccessary precautions and measures to protect yourself.
balla26 3
I see you ;)