Work: Today, I was happy because my co-worker was almost about to get...

By darianvilla - 22/07/2016 23:35 - United States - College Park

Today, I was happy because my co-worker was almost about to get fired due to his lazy habits. It was all going so well. Then I accidentally put my biggest sale yet under his name. FML

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Shjohn 3

Saturday 23 July 2016 20:20

Dude talk to your boss quick to make sure he doesnt get the credit

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Way to go!

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PandaSage 10

Wednesday 27 July 2016 3:41

How??!??

HRose 2

Sunday 31 July 2016 4:22

So you explain the error, correct it, move on. What am I missing?

TyDye59 1

Thursday 11 August 2016 19:24

Damn that's sucks major ass

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