Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I hooked up with this man for the first time. He takes his shirt off and has a chestful of black hair. He had his name shaved into it. FML
Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML
Today, I spotted a guy I like slyly checking me out, so I did what I thought would be a dramatic but nonchalant hair flip. Instead, my hair got caught in the strap of my bag, and I ended up yanking myself backwards like a clumsy stuntman. FML
Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML
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Top comments
SakataGintoki 9
Shave yo pits!
Voldy_fml 16
Actually, I think it was stupid of him to do that.
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Comments (128)
Mauskau 36
Just one day of hair regrowth bothers me, how do you put up with a few weeks worth? But I suppose you weren't expecting it, it was a bit random.
SecsNoises 6
I'm sorry, she didn't realize that one days hair regrowth bothered you personally.
cappellaaa 23
you're disgusting. it only take a minute to do that
fanaticdragon 10
body hair is a natural thing, on men AND women. Why is everyone so hypocritically grossed out? So OP has armpit hair. So what?
rubyliu8420 7
That's disgusting.
thereseg69 7
Gross YDI
Ynasia 5
sometimes people disgust me...shaving is a CHOICE, some women don't want to shave and it should be accepted. from the way people on FML react to these types of stories, you'd think they were attacked by armpit hair in the past or something. a little body hair never hurt anyone.
broncos67 9
YDI, but FYL for him putting his finger in the wrong hole.
SayPeanuts 29
The comments on FMLs like this should automatically be closed before it's even posted because they always attract uneducated hypocrites. It gives me a headache to read the idiocy.
soph_volleyball 11
Haha damn. What happened next?
KiddNYC1O 22
Natural goodness... Sexy!