Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I hooked up with this man for the first time. He takes his shirt off and has a chestful of black hair. He had his name shaved into it. FML
Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML
Today, I spotted a guy I like slyly checking me out, so I did what I thought would be a dramatic but nonchalant hair flip. Instead, my hair got caught in the strap of my bag, and I ended up yanking myself backwards like a clumsy stuntman. FML
Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML
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Top comments
SakataGintoki 9
Shave yo pits!
Voldy_fml 16
Actually, I think it was stupid of him to do that.
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Comments (128)
Tokinu 5
If the guy likes you back, one instance hairy arm pits shouldn't matter... Also, why are so many people so disgusted by body hair? It's natural. It is going to happen.
Ameel_fml 19
My guess is that most of them are yet to have a girlfriend, which is why many of them believe women must shave everything everyday or just get laser surgery to remove that "eww gross!" hair. When they get their first girlfriend and pants-wearing season comes around, they'll soon learn...
Linaelle 14
Same here, I'm quite confused. It's hair, you have almost the exact same thing on your head and you don't hear people say "Ewww, long hair, gross, how unhygienic !". I personally don't find hairy armpits on girls to be especially attractive, but it's winter, people wear long sleeves, so what their pits look like under their shirts is none of my business. As for the summer, as long as people don't flaunt their hairy pits at me in the subway, I'm fine ^^
andiw 6
Pig tails?
andiw 6
Pig tails?
Rodville 28
If the likes you that is not going to send him running away. That is, unless he is a child. How old is the average OP?
Val0r 4
If he really likes you, he wouldn't care
cnator 12
I love all the comments sympathizing with OP. Only shaving once a week is alright, but not for weeks? That amount of hair would put me off for sure. Even though he shouldn't have been sticking his finger in there, it's still gross on your part OP. YDI
Ameel_fml 19
It's Winter. Why bother shaving your pits when they're just gonna be covered anyway? Oh that's right, I forgot. Us girls must be perfectly shaven at all times, lest some guy pokes his finger into our armpits and gets grossed out. Please...
perdix 31
You are obviously not male. When a guy "hangs out" with a girl he likes, he assumes there is a chance of total nudity, so he shaves and coifs, as needed. I'm not sure why you'd neglect your pits for weeks if a guy you like was nearby.
MrSarary 26
Who sticks their finger into someone's pits
Sunnyxx 9
Well... hope he didn't notice. But I don't get all the hate in this thread, as long as basic hygiene is kept and she's not waving her arms about in sleeveless ensembles rubbing it in peoples faces, whose business is it really if she shaves?
otecasacid 22
lol... what if it would've escalated in a different way? what if he said he date you if you lifted up your shirt, but then he sees a jungle canopy of pit hair? I expect my girlfriend to shave her lady shaving areas at least twice a week, it's clear you werent ready for the physical maintenance commitment of a relationship.
shan88 14
You expect her too? Who are you? She is a person and she should do what she pleases not what is "expected" **** Her Life for being with you!
junkman6 22
Girls "expect" guys to be shaved smooth or manscaped well. So what's the difference? Oh I forgot if a male expects something of a female it's bad if she demands something of him it's natural. Get over yourselves ladies.
RedPillSucks 33
Why knit when you can ****?
TheMathMajor 26
83, who have you been dating? FYL
katt_is_here 24
58 and 83, guys you two are the reason I am glad I am not single and looking anymore. Thanks for the reminder!
shan88 14
83. I don't demand or expect anything off my partner except for respect and he is the same for me. Don't tar all with the same brush when you clearly don't know what you are talking about