Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I hooked up with this man for the first time. He takes his shirt off and has a chestful of black hair. He had his name shaved into it. FML
Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML
Today, I spotted a guy I like slyly checking me out, so I did what I thought would be a dramatic but nonchalant hair flip. Instead, my hair got caught in the strap of my bag, and I ended up yanking myself backwards like a clumsy stuntman. FML
Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML
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SakataGintoki 9
Shave yo pits!
Voldy_fml 16
Actually, I think it was stupid of him to do that.
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Comments (128)
bimbim_fml 6
I don't get people with attitude 'OMG, how can you not shave!'. What's the problem with a small patch of hair ffs? Ps. Guys try to shave your armpits twice per week. If you can't do it for few months, don't expect women to do it either.
thuminthumz 5
lol gross
buckdharma 38
I saw the light. You need to reap, or learn to sew.
jem970 19
I am so sorry but I cringed. I have to shave every day or I feel so gross. How can you stand that? I'm just curious because its so itchy. But don't fret btw, maybe he will just ignore it
strangeite 4
You're allowed to not shave your armpits, or any of the hair on your body. It's a personal choice. If he doesn't like it, too bad
noelasis94 18
You should have started singing I'm to sexy for my shirt who knows maybe that would have made him feel better about the in the pits
little_one 20
My husband had some ratty old band shirts a while back and they just happened to get holes in the armpit I did the same thing teasing him to get at least new band shirts I made a penetration joke we laughed after he called me crazy he took off the ratty shirt things got heated... You get the picture. If only OP shaved or didn't care this wouldn't be a FML cause doesn't matter had sex. You could also have gotten him to buy you new clothes... Just a thought.
pinkgreenblue 1
Why wouldn't you shave your armpits for weeks?
ZombieSazza 34
Ew, shave you hippy!
vadaaa 11
I would never purposely touch a persons arm pits.. Hair or no hair.