Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was shaving my underarms, when I heard a noise. I quickly turned my head to see what it was and got the razor caught in my hair. I'm now sporting a very attractive bald patch. FML
Today, I was wearing a new tank top that was really cute. I later was talking to an attractive guy and thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute and funny. I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I'd only shaved one armpit. FML
Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML
Today, I was in gym class talking to a guy I like. My friend then decided to come up behind me and pants me, pulling down my underwear along with them. His only comment? "Someone needs to shave." FML
Today, I hooked up with this man for the first time. He takes his shirt off and has a chestful of black hair. He had his name shaved into it. FML
Today, in aerobics, while stretching, my friend leaned over to pull the long hair off my pants. It was my pubic hair sticking through my pants, and I screamed. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Today, while taking a shower, I noticed that I had forgotten to shave my pits. I went to a party last night, and there are now several Facebook pictures of me dancing, with my arms up and my hairy pits showing for the world to see. FML
Today, I spotted a guy I like slyly checking me out, so I did what I thought would be a dramatic but nonchalant hair flip. Instead, my hair got caught in the strap of my bag, and I ended up yanking myself backwards like a clumsy stuntman. FML
Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML
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SakataGintoki 9
Shave yo pits!
Voldy_fml 16
Actually, I think it was stupid of him to do that.
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Comments (128)
Sir_Swaggington 6
That's disgusting. It literally takes 5 seconds to shave each armpit.
laughsalot1993 2
Who has that reaction to someone else's shirt?
iGottaFindBubbah 12
I understand not shaving your legs for quite some time but your armpits? I don't know how you do it op. I can't even imagine how you can feel comfortable with armpits you haven't shaved in weeks.
Giluh 19
The fact that he stuck his finger into your armpit is just a little weird.
AgentSmith79 9
Stop being lazy and ******* shave, dumbass. That's gross.
CharresBarkrey 16
You as a male have armpit hair. How is that any less gross?
cougar41 8
Don't be feral. Shave ya pits
BrittMcKayla 8
Did he smell his finger afterwards?
fwongraven 10
I like my body hair, shaving it all off makes me feel like a plucked chicken. An underage one.
cetlawizard 15
Weeks? Nasty. It is well known that armpit hair (as well as certain other bodily hair) not only can cause extra sweating but also trap bacteria & help cause the stench that smells so bad....shave daily if not @ least every other day to avoid looking/smelling like a wookie.
SecsNoises 6
Just out of morbid curiosity, which peer reviewed study in which acclaimed journal are you basing that statement on?
Denny1 15
I would have puked