Today, I was hanging out with some friends, and I had to take a dump. After I was done, I realized there was no more toilet paper, so I asked my friends to get me some. They threw in duct tape, sandpaper, and saran wrap, and told me to make a decision. FML
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Today, in desperate need of a shit, I quickly ran into a shop to buy toilet paper. I rushed home and unleashed, only to realise I'd bought paper towels. Without options, I had to wipe my ass with them and consequently blocked the toilet. I found rolls of toilet paper while looking for the plunger. FML
Today, I had just sat down and taken a dump in a public restroom when I realized there was no toilet paper. I tried to discreetly call for help, but no one heard me. My only option was to text a friend and have them bring me some. The worst part? My friend ended up texting me, "You called for backup?" as I waited in humiliation. FML
Today, I took a dump at work, when I realized there was no toilet paper left. There was another guy in the room, so I asked him for some. He decided he'd rather dump all the rolls of paper into the other toilets, before wishing me luck and walking out while laughing his ass off. FML
Today, while I was in a bathroom stall, the guy next to me asked me for toilet paper. It was then that I realized I didn't have any either. FML
Today, I woke up to use the restroom, because I had to take a shit. There was basically no toilet paper left. I asked my boyfriend if he could go get some. It was 1 a.m. He said he’d go when the stores were open, then told me to just rinse off in the shower. FML
Today, I was in a public washroom and I had to take a dump. I knew how dirty the toilets were, so tried to do the "stand and poo." Unfortunately, I slipped and the poo fell on the ground. Then I realized there were no paper towels. There was a line outside waiting. FML
Today, I took a dump without checking for toilet paper. I then called my step dad, who said "use the stuff in the garbage." FML
Today, I was drying myself with a towel after a shower when I noticed a bad smell. After running out of toilet paper last night, one of my friends decided to use my clean towel to wipe herself instead. FML
Today, I was going to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. I had awful diarrhea and was almost done, when I noticed a spider on the ground. Being terrified, I took a giant ball of toilet paper to kill it. I realized then that I had no toilet paper left to use. FML
Today, the stall I was using didn't have any toilet paper in it. Being the immature idiot I am, I was too embarrassed to ask for someone to grab me some. So I waited 45 minutes for the bathroom to be empty and crept into the next stall, only to find it was also out of toilet paper. FML
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Top comments
your_ma 27
How could you post this without telling us what you picked?!
liv_graham 7
use their towels
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Comments (170)
grrrrrrrreat 8
Go hardcore and use your hands. Then ask them if they want it the easy way or the hard way.
HaneenDixon 16
BEST FREAKING COMMENT IN THIS THREAD!!! Lmfao (≧∇≦)
Shortay123 14
That's actually well played on their part in my opinion. Good prank.
upallnight11 19
I'd go with the saran wrap.
crackpotL 33
And the winner was?
xmuneekax 4
Nothing lol imagine duct tape
sabrinaacrow 26
Duct tape is the obvious choice I'd say
Grand_Cookie 21
Are you wearing socks???
netsirkylime2 9
I imagine not anymore, or at least just one less.
BinaryGuy 22
Sounds like you had a rough time. It's clear to me that you shouldn't stick with them any longer.
NoDontKillMe 19
OP just can't take the slick tricks from his/her friends
HowieDoIt 21
First rule, always check BEFORE you go in to make sure there's toilet paper.
challan 19
Come out and hand the host his hand towel.
ash2ash 3
I agree with Liv...use their towels...but might I add, putting said towel in their laundry basket when finished.
SwtCherryPie 26
If they dont have the decency to to bring you TP when you ask for it or at least make sure their bathroom has adequate supply, then they dont deserve the decency of putting their shit in the laundry after you've cleaned yourself with it.
ash2ash 3
I didn't mean it like being decent to them,I meant more along the lines if putting the shit ridden towel with their other laundry, which would either dirty the rest of their laundry, or be a surprise when they go to do a load of laundry.
Jelbeztok 17
i wonder which one he picked.