Today, I was going to take my boyfriend to Napa. It's my birthday and I wanted to do something big since last year my fiancée called off the wedding. My boyfriend just broke up with me because I'm "clearly not over" my ex. This makes two consecutive birthdays alone in romantic hotels I paid for. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend gave me the best birthday ever, then promptly broke up with me at midnight to get back with his ex, because he "didn't want to ruin my special day." FML
Today, my boyfriend treated me to a surprise romantic dinner, got me a huge balloon bouquet, a dozen roses, and a beautiful card for my birthday. Too bad it's his ex's birthday and not mine. FML
Today, for my birthday, I got a hotel room for me and my boyfriend. He decided that spending time with a female friend was more important than spending time with me. FML
Today, it was my birthday. My boyfriend made me breakfast in bed, then we went out shopping, had a picnic, watched a good romcom, had a fancy dinner, and ended the day with great sex. And when the clock struck twelve, he dumped me. FML
Today, I pointed out to my boyfriend how Valentine's day, my birthday, and our one-year anniversary were all coming up in the next few weeks. He then promptly broke up with me. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend, since we weren't getting along. When I got home, I remembered that today is his birthday. Him and all our friends now think I'm a total bitch. FML
Today, It was my fiancé's 21st birthday party. It ended with him too drunk to walk and wailing about how much he misses an ex girlfriend of his that he dumped 4 years ago. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My boyfriend told me he was too busy studying for finals, but that he'd take me out another day instead. He later drunk-dialled me from a party demanding a lift back home. FML
Today, it's my birthday. I woke up to a text message from my boyfriend, breaking up with me. When I commented on his impeccably bad timing, he admitted he'd forgotten it was my birthday. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he wants to break up. But not until after our anniversary tomorrow, because he's already gotten dinner reservations for us. FML
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gonzolove 0
I think I agree with your boyfriend. Or ex-boyfriend, rather.
someguy945 0
What's so romantic about an auto parts store?
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Comments (88)
Evo9hu 0
u need to just party and have a couple one night stands. u need to get over ur old ex and that's the way to do it. stop hurting more boyfriends then what u just did.
boo_betch_boo 0
Well obviously you aren't over your ex or the reason for staying at the hotel wouldn't be because your ex left you it would be because you want to spend time with your current boyfriend.
boo_betch_boo 0
#64 Not very analytically. It doesn't state anywhere that she cheated on him. Before you start "anaylyzing the situation" maybe you should know what you're talking about.
Zumwanda 0
email me [email protected]
wingsfan19 2
maybe consider something else next year...
wingsfan19 2
maybe consider something else next year...
Bcfrmkc816 17
I wouldn't do that to you email and let's chat
Bcfrmkc816 17
Well I will be glad to try and spend time with you just let me kniw
cereal_dater 5
Since this FML showed up as a random (3 yrs later) i'm still wondering why she was supposed to get married to a woman and is crying over a boyfriend...
shotgun_girl 17
Do you think fiance means it's a woman? Fiance means the person you're gonna get married to and refers to both the male and female parties.
isbs 1
You obviously aren't over your ex-fiancé. Your ex-boyfriend made the right call.