By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0

Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

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quesoesbueno59 0

OMG THAT'S HILARIOUS!

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l33tm0nk3y 0

Oh, wow...I bet your boyfriend was either very confused or very amused. Or maybe a little of both...

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ams116 0

Definitely YDI.....its almost common knowledge that pollo means chicken

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Ronan_Adams 0

I guess you know what chicken is in chinese then or in japanese or hell in any language that you haven't ever heard.

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dammn 0

HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH POLLO FRITO! he must have thought you were crazy .

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dickinabox 0

There were just a lot more comments on here. What happened?

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Nathan727_fml 0

Well if they're having sex I sure hope they're not in elementary school, middle school or even high school...

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flyhigh26 0

Doesn't everyone know pollo is chicken?

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Krazykiwa 0

zomg that sucks! But it's really funny.

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letitrockk 0

its chinga me, jode me, or a ton of other things that i'd love to post but probably get banned by the mods. :) @ 77

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xkaokaox 0

have you ever heard of El Pollo Loco? they sell chicken... use your brain lol.

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OceanBreathesSal 5

No she hasn't because she's from china. Use your brain and read the first comment. China doesnt have those mexican/spanish restaurants we have here in the US.

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