FML..
China 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0
Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...
SundayNight_fml 0
Maybe if your boyfriends initials were KFC?
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quesoesbueno59 0
OMG THAT'S HILARIOUS!
l33tm0nk3y 0
Oh, wow...I bet your boyfriend was either very confused or very amused. Or maybe a little of both...
ams116 0
Definitely YDI.....its almost common knowledge that pollo means chicken
Ronan_Adams 0
I guess you know what chicken is in chinese then or in japanese or hell in any language that you haven't ever heard.
dammn 0
HAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH POLLO FRITO! he must have thought you were crazy .
dickinabox 0
There were just a lot more comments on here. What happened?
Nathan727_fml 0
Well if they're having sex I sure hope they're not in elementary school, middle school or even high school...
flyhigh26 0
Doesn't everyone know pollo is chicken?
Krazykiwa 0
zomg that sucks! But it's really funny.
letitrockk 0
its chinga me, jode me, or a ton of other things that i'd love to post but probably get banned by the mods. :) @ 77
xkaokaox 0
have you ever heard of El Pollo Loco? they sell chicken... use your brain lol.
OceanBreathesSal 5
No she hasn't because she's from china. Use your brain and read the first comment. China doesnt have those mexican/spanish restaurants we have here in the US.
gmo8614 0
lmao. this one is hilarious