By FML.. - 06/04/2009 19:51 - China

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Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML
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TBD3 0

Wow, I almost read this very wrong. I missed the "I asked my friend..." part and thought your Hispanic boyfriend was a "she"...

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alex_vik 0

#15 - So OP is a dumbass because they don't know a different language? Please, don't embarrass yourself more.

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Slightmisshap 0

im so sorry but lmfao!! I hope you were able to explain yourself later.

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LLsuperfly 0

#25 No, she's a dumbass because if she had any common sense she could tell thats not what the translation was

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EGS830 0

You could've at least googled it first to make sure it was correct.

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johnnychristt 0

i lol'd at this for a good two minutes. you win.

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