Today, I was going down the elevator in my dorm and a friend joined on another floor. He then thought it was a good time to tell me that he'd slept with my girlfriend when the elevator got stuck. Worst 40 minutes of my life. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was riding my dorm elevator from the 5th floor to the 1st by myself. Since the elevator is really slow, I pulled my pants and underwear down just for kicks. Just then, the door opened to let a girl on at the 4th floor. FML
Today, while in the elevator with the girl from my office that I've been crushing on, but never spoken to, I said "aren't elevators awkward?" After a long silence, she got off three floors before our office. FML
Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it stuck mid-floor. Being supportive, I went to hug her and tell her we'd be OK. Today I also learned that my girlfriend is deathly claustrophobic and her predominant reaction is to vomit. In this case, all over me. We were stuck for 2 hours. FML
Today, I woke up in my boyfriend's dorm and decided to take a shower before he woke up. I used the girls bathroom on the above floor, and afterwards just threw on a towel and ran to the elevator. I forgot to press my boyfriend's floor and I was taken to the lobby in a towel. People were waiting. FML
Today, I got stuck in an elevator with a stranger. We made awkward small talk until the elevator started smelling like something was burning. Turns out, the elevator was overheating. We had to spend 30 minutes stuck there, and I learned way too much about this guy’s weird foot fungus. FML
Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it suddenly stopped. Thinking of being spontaneous like in all the movies, I propped her up on the railings and started getting passionate. That's when the emergency phone rang. And I discovered there was a security camera. FML
Today, I worked up my courage and took an elevator for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, it was also my first time getting trapped for several hours in an elevator. FML
Today, I was taking my boyfriend to meet my grandparents. They live on the 27th floor. Alone in the elevator we started making out. Turns out that there's a camera in the elevator, connected to every apartment. My grandma asked me how it was. FML
Today, I got stuck in an elevator. The help-line told me, "Don't touch the door. We'll be there soon". Two hours later, I had a headache, my legs were stiff, and my date must've thought I stood her up. The tech finally arrived, pries the door open, then rudely asked, "Why didn't you do that yourself?" FML
Today, what I thought would be a romantic sleepover with the guy I like quickly turned into hell on earth when his girlfriend showed up. I had to scale the fire escape in my underwear so I could get back to my car in one piece. FML
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Top comments
cutycat136 28
What made this guy think that was the best time to tell you? What if you had decided to kick his ass during those 40 minutes
Yazoo77 16
How the **** do friends think that's okay to even ATTEMPT and for/boyfriends???
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Comments (84)
UTIGUY 2
that would constitute a beating
greeneyedx 23
*friend Lol
worldclassrager 41
He had to pick that out of everything in the world to talk about...
manilovethisshit 15
Beat the shit out of him for 40 minutes.
dirty_dan_ 15
Life has its ups and downs man. It's okay bud.
FelixJC 14
I don't understand why everyone is saying he should have beat his friend's ass. Why should he risk assault charges and expulsion from school over a girl who cheated on him? Definitely not even worth it. Tell your "friend" to keep her, and move on with life. You'll find someone loyal. Good luck this semester!
BigBubbaJ 13
Yet another reason I never trust Lithuanian elevators.
zyero 9
Idk last time I got in a fight in an elevator the bashing the sod into the walls caused the elevator to stall, granted it was an ancient piece of shit and it was only after had I realized that it was probably not the smartest idea, though at the time I got jumped and was defending myself but still. Not the best place for a brawl
EarlFug 19
Interesting how the girl has not been mentioned. Easy to go all caveman but it's the partner's job to honor and protect whatever bond exists.
gqlmno 23
sounds like a great friend you have there. personally I would have kicked his ass and made him swallow some of his teeth