Today, I was giving a strip tease over Skype to my boyfriend. My mom walked in mid-way through, took a long look at me, said hi to my boyfriend, and walked out. FML
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Today, I walked in on my dad giving my mom a striptease. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were using our Skype accounts for the first time. He went to the restroom and I thought that I'd surprise him with my clothes off for when he came back. I heard him walk back into the room so I got into position. It wasn't him. It was his mom. FML
Today, I was doing a striptease for my crush on FaceTime. I’d forgotten to lock my bedroom door and my mom came barging in, yelling at me to, “Stop leaving your period blood on the toilet seat!” She also saw that I was in my bra and panties, and left in disgust. My crush hung up and he won’t return my calls or texts. FML
Today, I walked in on my 15-year-old daughter stripping on Skype for strangers. FML
Today, my dad walked in on me jerking off. It wouldn’t have been so bad if I wasn’t Skyping my boyfriend, while both of us were totally naked. I had just told him to “put those toes in your mouth and I’ll cum like you’ve never seen before”. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML
Today, my long-distance boyfriend and I decided to be a bit naughty on Skype. It was 3am so we assumed that my dad was asleep and did some dirty talk. When we were done, I heard my dad laughing outside my room; he'd heard it all. FML
Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
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EllieLovesYou 0
Yes, that's sad but you should have locked your door hun :P
KingDingALing 9
At least she didn't see your boyfriend jacking off. Oh come on, we all know he was masturbating.
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Comments (210)
Booyahpah1337 0
@spadesghost: You silly goose, you can webcam on skype, but only if you have a cam of course, so in some way you're right.
ThankfullyNotYou 1
Wow. How old are you? Skype huh? Long distance delusional or too lazy to visit each other? Either way... if you still live at home with your parents you probably aren't old enough to be stripping. If I was your mom I would have beat your ass and took away your computer. It's nobody faults but your mom's for not teaching you better morals.
dieek 0
#200 - What tied your panties in a knot? If she wants to show off to her boyfriend, so what. If she was just showing off to anyone who got her skype username, that's different. And long distance delusional? I'm in a trusting relationship with someone on the other side of the world. It's a hard situation to cope with. You can go on about how I'm an idiot, but I love this girl, and I'm looking forward to moving out to be with her when I'm done with my degree. I think you are delusional in trying to say that giving her boyfriend a strip show is immoral. It would be immoral if she were in a strip club working for tips. If they are far apart, it's just a part to try and keep the relationship healthy. At 17 there are sexual tendencies and in order to be faithful to someone who is many many miles away, it would be wise to help fulfill those feelings. I think you are morally corrupt by thinking sex is immoral and should be punished.
Annexy 0
epic mom that doesnt get histerical about it lol
leelee1177 0
well I wish I was on the other side of y Tht camra
dollarstorepwnr 3
can i add u on skype lol.... jks jks
Benji114 0
Funn stuff..
totallyw0rthit 0
at least she played it off
breadfuck 0
happened to me and my fiance too, my brother has walked in. and her mother has walked in. but long distance like I have needs sone intimacy still
keeks46 12
at least she didnt call you a ****
omfgizzy 0
haha wow fail.