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Anonymous United States

Today, I was getting a pedicure and the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds because they love skin. She then describes for 20 minutes how her birds love to sit on her when her sunburn is peeling and eat her skin. FML

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ewww wtf

that's creepy, and not to mention extremely nasty.

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What a freak...

MagyntaRose 2

Them damn birds are going to start the apocalypse.

ThatoneGothGuy 2

I'm 903 years old and what is this

swimgurly 2

That is sooooo grosss. They should have a law so that people can't do that

GirlHoeForSale 0

Eeeeeeew!!!!!

That lady sure is cuckoo!

Oh god fmylife for reading this and having that picture in my mind. Yuck! That's so nasty I'm sorry OP

SerenadeLemonade 4

F*ck. I can feel my lunch coming back up. =S FYL. Ewwwhhh.

naduskalove 3

Holly shit ! That's nasty and crazy !

Okay. That just set off my morning sickness.