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Today, I was getting a pedicure and the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds because they love skin. She then describes for 20 minutes how her birds love to sit on her when her sunburn is peeling and eat her skin. FML

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ewww wtf

that's creepy, and not to mention extremely nasty.

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..at least she likes to keep her pets happy? ._. lol

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little...

Scary music begins to play and suddenly the room goes dark...

She secretly wants to clone you

0.o

What the what?

If she gets sunburn frequently, she's gonna get skin cancer at one point. Otherwise, that's just disgusting.

RUUUUUN!!!!

This is the grossest FML ever lol