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Today, I was getting a pedicure and the woman sitting next to me asked the lady if she could take the skin she had scraped off my feet home to her birds because they love skin. She then describes for 20 minutes how her birds love to sit on her when her sunburn is peeling and eat her skin. FML

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ewww wtf

that's creepy, and not to mention extremely nasty.

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As I was reading down the illustration I thought it was simply going to contain the dialogue described in the actual FML, and that would have been awesome and funny enough with the characters' facial expressions. Then you put in the bit about the leprosy and it's like BAM!

Ugh, ew. That is so nasty.

BayyBayy15 0

Creep

freakyfan17 0

can i lick your feet?

Freakeh!!!!!!!!!

yeahreally 6

i dont even wanna know how that lady found that nasty little tidbit out.

ew, that's just gross

HOW THE HELL did I miss this one the first time around?? Oh wow. Great illustration, story makes me cringe. Hard.

Maxaddicted 3

Today, I read an FML about a woman asking another woman for the dead skin off her feet to feed to the birds. FML

Diva and Angela? =P