Today, I was driving in my car when out of the corner of my eye I notice a car pulling up next to me trying to get past me. I speed up, so as not to let the car pass me. It took me a while before I noticed I was racing against the shadow of my own car. FML
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Today, I was driving home from work and noticed the car behind me was tailgating me pretty badly. I was starting to get angry with the driver, and kept glancing in my rear view mirror at him. While I was doing so, the traffic ahead of me stopped, and I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was walking from my office to the place I had parked my car, a distance of approximately three blocks. As I was about to round the last corner, I was forced to dive out of the way of a speeding car. When I looked up, I noticed that it was my car. FML
Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML
Today, while driving home, some idiot kept tailgating me, so I slowed down, hoping he'd overtake me. He didn't, so I pulled to the side of the road. He did the same, in front of me. He kept toying with me until I crashed into another car trying to speed away from him. FML
Today, I stopped at a red light, when I noticed the car in front of me was in reverse. I honked at the driver, hoping he'd realize and place the car in drive. He thought the light turned green and immediately backed into me. FML
Today, I was driving around a parking lot, looking for an empty spot. Someone was backing out a bit too quickly as I was about to pass by, so I honked to announce myself. The driver instead panicked and reversed into my front bumper. FML
Today, I was driving in stop and go traffic and passed two accidents in the process. I got nervous and decided to change routes to avoid getting hit. As I was trying to find an alternative route on my GPS, I rear-ended the car in front of me. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I pulled up to an intersection behind a car waiting to turn left and we missed a whole set of lights. As I was getting frustrated that they weren’t going when the light was green, I realised I was waiting behind a parked car. FML
Today, I was speeding a little on the highway. I thought I saw a police car, so I slammed on my brakes, causing the person behind me to rear end me. The "police car" I saw was just a broken down car on the side of the road. FML
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SKYblue_fml 1
It's a bit rude in the first place to not let someone pass you.
deja54 0
Why would you speed up to not let someone pass you? I hope someone runs you off the road next time you do this.
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Comments (233)
Roxas_fml 0
I think you should pass me your car keys, buddy.
pinkgrl27 5
Epic fail...LOL.
chris5182 0
i've never understood why people make such a big deal about someone passing them. wow, someone just passed you. you're now one car length further away from your destination. big ******* deal.
quitter 0
wow wtf... i can't believe i share MY roads with people like YOU. You're not awake enough while driving, to distinguish between a shadow and a vehicle? OMFG. GET-OFF-MY-ROADS-PLEASE.
2345_fml 0
I hate drivers like that and it happened to me the other day when I waited for cars to pass this guy going the opposite way so I could speed up and get infront of the guy for going 15 or so under the speed limit. The second I get into the other lane when its all clear he speeds up to 60 and then realizes he almost missed his turn so he slammed on his breaks. I gave him 10 good seconds of my horn.
tari_joon 0
WHY THE HELL DO PEOPLE DO THIS? What conceivable reason could you have for speeding up to stop someone from overtaking you? You're clearly going slower, so what does it prove by you cutting them off from overtaking? Just that you're an asshole.
alphaxzero 0
Story should had ended with you dying.
turbogirl 0
It's not a FML moment but it's still funny. It's something I'd do! Who won??
fluckmylife 0
well if nobody notices :)
gemini02 0
Drivers like you should NOT Be on the road