Health: Today, I was diagnosed with strep throat. My mom wasted no time...

By Anonymous - 27/06/2013 16:58 - Finland - Nykarleby

Today, I was diagnosed with strep throat. My mom wasted no time accusing me of whoring around and claiming that most people get strep from performing oral sex. FML

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By Eden - 14/07/2011 20:21 - United States

Today, my tonsils swelled to roughly the size of golf balls. My mom refuses to take me to the hospital because she's convinced I got it from kissing someone, and until I "fess up", she's not budging. FML

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By why ma? - 21/04/2022 15:01 - United States

Today, my mom went through my drawers and found some antibiotics from Planned Parenthood. She immediately flew into a rage and told my whole family, my aunts, and her church that I was a “loose woman with a horrible disease.” The antibiotics were to treat bacterial vaginosis, not an STD at all. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/02/2013 23:01 - United States

Today, I got my very first yeast infection. Thinking she would help me, I went to my mom. Instead she began yelling about how I'm lying and it's an STD and I don't believe in the power of Jesus. FML

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Great mom you got there

By Anonymous - 13/02/2021 05:01

Today, I felt an intense pain in my abdomen, so my mom drove me to the hospital. When we were in the waiting room, she rudely said, "It's probably an STD since you're such a slut." And then she left me there. It was a kidney infection. FML

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Call CPS!

By leovaldez - 22/06/2020 20:08

Today, after years of having seasonal allergies and months of having my throat close up, my mom agreed to see a doctor, only to insult me in front of the doctor, saying I just find new ways to make their lives harder and I'm probably making it all up. FML

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By STIdiot - 17/10/2011 12:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced it was actually caused by an STD, and accused me of giving it to him. FML

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By SocialSuicide - 17/11/2021 04:58

Today, I've been bedridden for 2 weeks. My mother, a very busy woman who lives 30 minutes away, took me to the doctor's office, which is barely 2 minutes across town. Turns out I have strep, and a bad ear infection. My loving boyfriend of 6 years, who lives with me, just told me to take a hot shower and I'd feel better. FML

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Sad but true

By mcginnismr - 13/05/2016 22:57

Today, I went to the doctor's office, where my mother happens to work. When my doctor tried to prank her by saying I have chlamydia, my mother laughed and said she didn't believe it, adding, "Have you even seen the way she interacts with boys?" FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2021 08:01 - Canada

Today, while I was getting a blowjob from my girlfriend in the shower, my mom stood outside the door the whole time, asking me about my day. My girlfriend never stopped going, and my mom, who was unaware that my girl was with me in the shower, is now getting me tested for speech impairment. FML

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By BadLuckBetty - 09/08/2016 11:33 - United States - Millville

Today, after weeks of flirting with the hot guy at the gym, he finally asked me to meet up with him outside. I was diagnosed with strep throat just hours before our date. FML

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AbstraktThoughts 13

Friday 28 June 2013 2:18

Was she speaking from experience? ;)

xXHollowIchigoXx 17

Friday 28 June 2013 2:18

Cough on your mothers food. Then accuse her of whoring around. Just for laughs though.

Comments

cuppycakeslove 20

Friday 28 June 2013 2:28

Ignorance..

sirchuckles 8

Friday 28 June 2013 2:28

hope you feel better. (:

iteenlovequotes 19

Friday 28 June 2013 2:34

sorry your mom is probably causing stress on you feel better!

Schiffy 18

Friday 28 June 2013 2:36

By that logic people get Acid Reflux from swallowing.

kt520 7

Friday 28 June 2013 2:36

Your mom's an idiot. I hope she was kidding. Even if she really thought that was true, why would she say that about her daughter?? Sorry OP

MissWhitneyB 17

Friday 28 June 2013 2:36

I hope you get better! As for your mom, no comment. Parents I tell you.

golden_warrior 23

Friday 28 June 2013 2:37

I bet your mom is speaking from experience

CrookedNipples 17

Friday 28 June 2013 2:38

Parents these days.. I hope you feel better OP!

jw90 18

Friday 28 June 2013 2:45

Haha ignorance is bliss

jennylee1908 7

Friday 28 June 2013 2:47

I have mano....wonder what she would think of that?

Ambience138 11

Friday 28 June 2013 2:50

Wtf is "mano"?

alphatoomega 21

Friday 28 June 2013 4:13

Mono, I assume. Frequently transferred through kissing.

richiedbond 16

Friday 28 June 2013 4:52

Actually I'm guessing they meant manogram. You know a mammogram for dudes...

Danielle7994 18

Friday 28 June 2013 5:13

53, Why would he say, "I have Mano(gram)?" That makes no structural sense in the English language. If he meant that then he would've added 'a'. Also, that doesn't even fit the context of the sentence lol