Today, I was diagnosed with strep throat. My mom wasted no time accusing me of whoring around and claiming that most people get strep from performing oral sex. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my tonsils swelled to roughly the size of golf balls. My mom refuses to take me to the hospital because she's convinced I got it from kissing someone, and until I "fess up", she's not budging. FML
Today, my mom went through my drawers and found some antibiotics from Planned Parenthood. She immediately flew into a rage and told my whole family, my aunts, and her church that I was a “loose woman with a horrible disease.” The antibiotics were to treat bacterial vaginosis, not an STD at all. FML
Today, I got my very first yeast infection. Thinking she would help me, I went to my mom. Instead she began yelling about how I'm lying and it's an STD and I don't believe in the power of Jesus. FML
Today, I felt an intense pain in my abdomen, so my mom drove me to the hospital. When we were in the waiting room, she rudely said, "It's probably an STD since you're such a slut." And then she left me there. It was a kidney infection. FML
Today, after years of having seasonal allergies and months of having my throat close up, my mom agreed to see a doctor, only to insult me in front of the doctor, saying I just find new ways to make their lives harder and I'm probably making it all up. FML
Today, my boyfriend's jaw was swollen due to him not taking care of a cracked tooth. He's convinced it was actually caused by an STD, and accused me of giving it to him. FML
Today, I've been bedridden for 2 weeks. My mother, a very busy woman who lives 30 minutes away, took me to the doctor's office, which is barely 2 minutes across town. Turns out I have strep, and a bad ear infection. My loving boyfriend of 6 years, who lives with me, just told me to take a hot shower and I'd feel better. FML
Today, I went to the doctor's office, where my mother happens to work. When my doctor tried to prank her by saying I have chlamydia, my mother laughed and said she didn't believe it, adding, "Have you even seen the way she interacts with boys?" FML
Today, while I was getting a blowjob from my girlfriend in the shower, my mom stood outside the door the whole time, asking me about my day. My girlfriend never stopped going, and my mom, who was unaware that my girl was with me in the shower, is now getting me tested for speech impairment. FML
Today, after weeks of flirting with the hot guy at the gym, he finally asked me to meet up with him outside. I was diagnosed with strep throat just hours before our date. FML
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AbstraktThoughts 13
Was she speaking from experience? ;)
xXHollowIchigoXx 17
Cough on your mothers food. Then accuse her of whoring around. Just for laughs though.
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Comments (109)
MrsThoma88 5
Someone is uneducated... Strep throat sucks. hope you feel better.
ULie909 8
Ur moms a ****!!!!
usernameunkn0wn 18
Yeah, you can get strep throat from oral just like you can get aids from a toliet seat...
WhiteCrimson 23
Sounds like she is talking from experience? I mean come on, her mother would not point such a thing out without any prior knowledge of such things right?
Kc1001 14
who did you kiss?
dangousity 21
Stupid ******* ignorant people these days!
GlitterGoddess 6
Did you tell that **** that strep throat is caused by a virus?
Cali_Italian 8
OP should not tell her mother strep is a virus because its actually a bacteria, and she should not sound as ignorant as her mother. Anyways, viruses can still be passed through sexual contact, so your comment is irrelevant to begin with.
depocadoll 15
I think she might be remembering mononucleosis, which was known as the kissing disease. But you can get it from sharing a soda with someone, or any exchange of saliva. It's a strain of herpes, and stays in the body for life, but you're only contagious for about the first nine months. It's terrible and completely painful, but it's just another thing. I'd rather have mono than HERPES-herpes. And since pretty much everyone has at least one strain before they die, I'd choose that over cold sores around in inside my mouth, or nasty shit you-know-where...
mrslewis 16
Sorry op but your mom is dumb... Strep throat usually comes from young children...
sadday_09 4
Yes, young children usually get it more often, but teens and adults can get it too. It's a virus spread from sharing drinks or kissing someone contagious
beatlesbaby12 9
Actually performing oral makes your sore throat feel better.