By can't win - 13/01/2015 16:25 - Australia

Today, I was cuddling my girlfriend. The TV was on behind me, with some kind of girl's basketball game playing. When I stared into my girlfriend's eyes, she accused me of trying to check out the girls by looking at their reflection in her eyes. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 476
You deserved it 3 445

Same thing different taste

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"No dear. I'm just trying to see deep enough into your soul to know if you're worthy enough for sacrifice to the Dark Lord."

BaDumTsss_fml 23

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Lord_Hades 14

Some girls just go looking for things they can accuse you of. Is she perhaps a bit insecure?

gobiteme2 34

You think! A whole lot of insecure there.

that's when you look down and get into real business..

Serves you right for trying to stare into her eyes when her boobs are right there!

I see you looking at her while you're looking at me haha this post is perfection

yea...I'd call a timeout on that one buddy haha

I really don't understand why girls commonly accuse guys of things like that with no reason to..

is that extra . a typo or are you making an implication?

Psycho_Babydoll 26
Psycho_Babydoll 26

Why yes. Yes. Absolutely dead seriously. There was no intention of sarcasm whatsoever. None.

in his defense you are a psycho so maybe be thought you were crazy enough to be serious.