By can't win - 13/01/2015 16:25 - Australia

Today, I was cuddling my girlfriend. The TV was on behind me, with some kind of girl's basketball game playing. When I stared into my girlfriend's eyes, she accused me of trying to check out the girls by looking at their reflection in her eyes. FML
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PharmacyJoe 13

"No dear. I'm just trying to see deep enough into your soul to know if you're worthy enough for sacrifice to the Dark Lord."

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BaDumTsss_fml 23

Wow, paranoid much?

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vlalam 24

lol.. she is nuts or were u really checking them out? hahaha

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TheInquisitor 3

There is probably something seriously wrong here. I honestly would reccomend breaking up. My girlfriend once got all suspicious of me around other girls and she ended up CREEPY obsessively attached to me. Telling me she loved me 100+ times a day and whining if I didn't say it back even once, constantly asking if I was REALLY SURE I loved her, getting very upset if I did so much as use the toilet without text messaging her ETC

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tranced_ 45

whoa whoa whoa guys!! she might have big eyes! just sayin.

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kurodansei 16

he dating an anime character!? aint no eyes that damn big. lol

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nxkki21 11

That's what happened in Modern Family :D

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vrax 14

Man. A little much imo... Thatd ruin the moment for me

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Tannasgh 22

Run...fast and far, don't look back and don't lose your footing...

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qtbabe127 22

If that's a sign of what's to come, get out now dude. Now. Crazy doesn't just go away, you gotta run from it!

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measishouldbe 17

What i dont understand is the fact that youre facing away from the tv while cuddling

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