Today, I was cleaning up litter from the street, when a guy asked who I work for. I said nobody and that I was just doing some community service. Before I could clarify that it was voluntary community service, he called me a "piece of shit delinquent", spat on me, and walked off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to help my community by cleaning up a patch of waste ground covered in litter. Instead of gratitude, I was reported to the cops and issued with fines for noise complaints, trespassing, causing a nuisance, littering, harming wildlife, and about 15 other offences. Screw this community. FML
Today, a customer gave me the dirtiest look ever and muttered, "Goody two-shoes prick" after I asked if he'd like to donate a few cents to charity. FML
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, on my first day as a community support officer, a 7-foot meathead in the middle of a domestic argument told me to “piss off shorty”, and when I asked him not to swear at me, he picked me up one-handed and threw me in a builder's skip full of mud and wet cement. FML
Today, after shoveling one guy's steps, sidewalk, and driveway for two hours straight, I went to ask for my money. He said, "Work is its own reward!" and shut the door in my face. FML
Today, while volunteering at a local museum, I politely told an elderly gentleman to have a nice day. He responded by yelling "NO" and storming off. Everyone looked at me like I was some sort of monster. FML
Today, I got fired from the community service I was doing out of kindness. FML
Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML
Today, while on patrol with my partner, we came across a guy getting a beat-down on the sidewalk. After restraining the attacker, we helped the victim to his feet, only for him to spit at us and call us "goddamn pigs". You're welcome, sir. FML
Today, I was accosted by an angry homeless man at the recycling center, since I refused to give him my saved up bottles and cans. He insisted that he needed it more and I was "poaching his turf". I needed the recycling to put gas in my car, just to make it to work and hope I could make it back home. FML
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WellThatSucked89 13
That's what you get, ya good fer nothing do-gooder!
Phoebe_Buffay 14
The people in this world do not fail to surprise me. It's disgusting how a person can treat another human like that.
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Comments (84)
Korra_fml 23
he spat on u? can u say "assault charges"?
CarlosDanger 12
So this guy apparently walked so fast that you couldn't tell him you were doing voluntary community service? Doesn't seem legit.
Norrisv5 8
Merika!
WhiteCrimson 23
I hope you have him a running **** slap and spat on him when he fell down!!!!!!! Asshole!
frod0 10
That's bullshit! People are so quick to judge these days,sorry OP! :(
onlymytwocents 9
If you didn't follow him and beat the shit out of him. You deserve it.
faifai_fml 21
What the he11 is wrong with you?
laden_swallow09 35
Because God forbid anyone wants to clean up the community because they actually WANT to!
uncommentor 11
Thanks for picking up our planet, OP. :) Sorry you got spit on..
MsMourningStar 22
How is that appropriate even if you had done something wrong? You don't spit on people, it's rude.
ohSNAPyall 27
Thanks for making the world a better place.