Today, I was cleaning up litter from the street, when a guy asked who I work for. I said nobody and that I was just doing some community service. Before I could clarify that it was voluntary community service, he called me a "piece of shit delinquent", spat on me, and walked off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to help my community by cleaning up a patch of waste ground covered in litter. Instead of gratitude, I was reported to the cops and issued with fines for noise complaints, trespassing, causing a nuisance, littering, harming wildlife, and about 15 other offences. Screw this community. FML
Today, a customer gave me the dirtiest look ever and muttered, "Goody two-shoes prick" after I asked if he'd like to donate a few cents to charity. FML
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, on my first day as a community support officer, a 7-foot meathead in the middle of a domestic argument told me to “piss off shorty”, and when I asked him not to swear at me, he picked me up one-handed and threw me in a builder's skip full of mud and wet cement. FML
Today, after shoveling one guy's steps, sidewalk, and driveway for two hours straight, I went to ask for my money. He said, "Work is its own reward!" and shut the door in my face. FML
Today, while volunteering at a local museum, I politely told an elderly gentleman to have a nice day. He responded by yelling "NO" and storming off. Everyone looked at me like I was some sort of monster. FML
Today, I got fired from the community service I was doing out of kindness. FML
Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML
Today, while on patrol with my partner, we came across a guy getting a beat-down on the sidewalk. After restraining the attacker, we helped the victim to his feet, only for him to spit at us and call us "goddamn pigs". You're welcome, sir. FML
Today, I was accosted by an angry homeless man at the recycling center, since I refused to give him my saved up bottles and cans. He insisted that he needed it more and I was "poaching his turf". I needed the recycling to put gas in my car, just to make it to work and hope I could make it back home. FML
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WellThatSucked89 13
That's what you get, ya good fer nothing do-gooder!
Phoebe_Buffay 14
The people in this world do not fail to surprise me. It's disgusting how a person can treat another human like that.
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Comments (84)
ni0ve 9
really though, really? wtf
ruckfules85 34
No good deed goes unpunished
bbpgrs 7
y...you clean the streets out of kindness??
Fernando83 19
Please OP tell me you didn't just let him walk away?
gunnerblaster 21
Good on you, OP - Few people think themselves humble enough to pick up after others. I've done the same and been given the strangest looks, but it was also a very satisfying feeling :)
Elfkid21 19
what an ignorant ass hole. you should have shouted after him that it was voluntary.
dtownwestside123 3
he woulda got the **** beat out of him :)
lanco_fml 10
people are quick to jump to conclusion..water off a ducks back.
poncho55 40
Hey, keep doing what you're doing. Thank you for helping your city/town and making the world a better place. :)
Quadj97 4
knock his ass out