Today, I was cleaning up litter from the street, when a guy asked who I work for. I said nobody and that I was just doing some community service. Before I could clarify that it was voluntary community service, he called me a "piece of shit delinquent", spat on me, and walked off. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to help my community by cleaning up a patch of waste ground covered in litter. Instead of gratitude, I was reported to the cops and issued with fines for noise complaints, trespassing, causing a nuisance, littering, harming wildlife, and about 15 other offences. Screw this community. FML
Today, a customer gave me the dirtiest look ever and muttered, "Goody two-shoes prick" after I asked if he'd like to donate a few cents to charity. FML
Today, trying to do a good deed, I gave a homeless guy a $10 bill. As I walked away, he yelled after me, "You fucking bitch!" FML
Today, on my first day as a community support officer, a 7-foot meathead in the middle of a domestic argument told me to “piss off shorty”, and when I asked him not to swear at me, he picked me up one-handed and threw me in a builder's skip full of mud and wet cement. FML
Today, after shoveling one guy's steps, sidewalk, and driveway for two hours straight, I went to ask for my money. He said, "Work is its own reward!" and shut the door in my face. FML
Today, while volunteering at a local museum, I politely told an elderly gentleman to have a nice day. He responded by yelling "NO" and storming off. Everyone looked at me like I was some sort of monster. FML
Today, I got fired from the community service I was doing out of kindness. FML
Today, I passed a homeless person asking for change. When I politely apologized and told him that I had none, he yelled angrily, "Who comes to this city without money?" I replied, "Apparently, you do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML
Today, while on patrol with my partner, we came across a guy getting a beat-down on the sidewalk. After restraining the attacker, we helped the victim to his feet, only for him to spit at us and call us "goddamn pigs". You're welcome, sir. FML
Today, I was accosted by an angry homeless man at the recycling center, since I refused to give him my saved up bottles and cans. He insisted that he needed it more and I was "poaching his turf". I needed the recycling to put gas in my car, just to make it to work and hope I could make it back home. FML
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Top comments
WellThatSucked89 13
That's what you get, ya good fer nothing do-gooder!
Phoebe_Buffay 14
The people in this world do not fail to surprise me. It's disgusting how a person can treat another human like that.
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Comments (84)
jasmine2301 25
Some people have no decency sometimes. :/
chris_ohhhh 7
OP is making me happy, you don't deserve that!
Kkkdawg 27
Well, no good deed goes unpunished.
kuffis 11
You don't need to prove anything to him by "making it clear your community service is voluntary". If you had said that you work for the county, he would have berated you for "being lazy govenment worker who slacks off on taxpayer money" or something. He was in angry mood and had decided before "hello" that you cleaning street means you deserve being berated. Whatever you would have answered, he would have found some reason to berate you. He needs to prove he has manners and class.
jrock9093 18
What a **** head! Thank you for taking the time to do that when others don't
lengi123 18
Just.. no..
thatnucca 36
If only we could clean up liter like him off our streets the world would be a better place...
Stayin_Classy777 8
No good deed goes unpunished. Regardless don't let this discourage you from doing the right thing next time
jsc9306 14
Wow- that's harsh. Makes you not want to like people.
Fervens 5
Report him to sign him up for some involuntary community service.
jdeezy01 13
put a trash bag over him and say "one less piece of trash off the streets"