FML : Today, my cat ran outside. As I ran around the side of my house to get her, I felt a gigantic spiderweb land on my face. I also felt a light thud on my...

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Today, my cat ran outside. As I ran around the side of my house to get her, I felt a gigantic spiderweb land on my face. I also felt a light thud on my eye and it started to tear up. I ran inside and looked in a mirror, the spider was in my eye. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Saturday 1 August 2009 04:32 / United States

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By 6daysoverdue | 0

#447334 - Saturday 1 August 2009 12:05

so... are you blind now?

By loveisalie2 | 0

#447336 - Saturday 1 August 2009 12:06

Oh god that is really disgusting. Hope you got it out. Reminds me of that chick who had a larvae growing in her eyelid. Eww!

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By 6daysoverdue | 0

#447334 - Saturday 1 August 2009 12:05

so... are you blind now?

beardo8 | 0

#447416 - Saturday 1 August 2009 13:28

YDI FOR HAVING EYES

Aniland | 2

#447418 - Saturday 1 August 2009 13:29

XFD

hellokittywhore | 0

#824108 - Thursday 4 February 2010 7:44

I would have clawed my fucking eyes out, no joke man clawed them the fuck OUT

thatonek1d | 0

#988185 - Tuesday 4 May 2010 7:41

type of arachnid? species?

By loveisalie2 | 0

#447336 - Saturday 1 August 2009 12:06

Oh god that is really disgusting. Hope you got it out. Reminds me of that chick who had a larvae growing in her eyelid. Eww!

blehargh | 0

#448498 - Saturday 1 August 2009 22:17

How did the spider get IN your eye? Just reach in and pluck it out, shouldn't be a big deal unless it was a black widow and it injected venom into your eyeball.

Alicia_Raven7 | 0

#986708 - Friday 30 April 2010 7:16

A black widow wouldnt fit! unless it was a baby

greendaygirl597 | 0

#1132256 - Saturday 24 July 2010 8:36

#63: for some reason that made me laugh.
OP: ewwww. I hate spiders.

Cjw1220 | 0

#1349543 - Saturday 4 September 2010 10:06

Black widows aren't even the deadliest spider.

Link5794 | 16

#1353418 - Sunday 5 September 2010 4:00

Monsters Inside Me?
FYL OP
btw, there are gnats called eye gnats that suck on the moisture in the eyeballs of humans and cows.

Link5794 | 16

#4851911 - Thursday 23 August 2012 15:06

Black widows are actually pretty small.

By famas48 | 0

#447340 - Saturday 1 August 2009 12:11

Thats really fucked up lol.

By likeanoutlawbayb | 0

#447341 - Saturday 1 August 2009 12:11

thats so fucking gross. i feel sorry for you!

By katamouth | 1

#447343 - Saturday 1 August 2009 12:12

squicked me out.

By aback | 4

#447344 - Saturday 1 August 2009 12:12

Imagine how disappointed the spider was.

Heckron | 0

#449173 - Sunday 2 August 2009 2:42

lmao

but seriously...that sucks...

guttural | 0

#454623 - Monday 3 August 2009 23:11

Lmao, #6.

cstetchman | 0

#974392 - Monday 5 April 2010 12:52

#6 makes me lol.

By lone_wanderer | 0

#447351 - Saturday 1 August 2009 12:15

I hate spiders eww

By NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM | 0

#447357 - Saturday 1 August 2009 12:19

AWWW YOU HAD TO TOUCH A SPIDER? ...why is this FML even here?

lilone08 | 0

#447445 - Saturday 1 August 2009 14:06

yea i agree kinda lame

Jbot | 0

#447467 - Saturday 1 August 2009 14:30

What the hell are you talking about? She had a fucking spider IN HER EYE. She didn't have to just touch it, she had to have it in her.

Serafie | 0

#447496 - Saturday 1 August 2009 15:06

...she had a SPIDER IN HER EYE. CRAWLING AROUND ON HER EYE. Touching a spider alone wouldn't be an FML but having a spider ON YOUR FUCKING EYE would.

SnowByte | 0

#447697 - Saturday 1 August 2009 16:57

To someone who has arachnaphobia, such as my mother and myself, this is a huge FML. Don't knock OP about it. She/he might be afraid of them whereas you seem to have no problem with them.

sublimedude777 | 0

#811430 - Sunday 31 January 2010 4:17

Hey, unless you haven't realized, some people are scared of spiders. If someone who's scared of spiders gets a spider in their eye, they have reason to flip out or post an FML.

By Pastor_Rich | 0

#447361 - Saturday 1 August 2009 12:22

I like cats... hate spiders

By redbluegreen | 40

#447368 - Saturday 1 August 2009 12:26

I think it's more like FOurLives since spiders small enough to get stuck in our eyes can make gigantic webs. And they say spiders are only here to catch bugs. (;