Insects and Animals: Today, my cat ran outside. As I ran around the side of my house...

By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, my cat ran outside. As I ran around the side of my house to get her, I felt a gigantic spiderweb land on my face. I also felt a light thud on my eye and it started to tear up. I ran inside and looked in a mirror, the spider was in my eye. FML

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By spiderlady - 21/09/2015 03:00 - United States

Today, I walked face first into a near-invisible spiderweb. There's nothing worse than the feeling of a spider web wrapped around your face. Except maybe the feeling of the spider that saw my screaming mouth as a good hiding spot. FML

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By Moron with reflexes - 29/05/2019 06:03

Today, I thought I felt a spider crawling by my eye. Having a huge fear of spiders, like an idiot, I lamped myself in square in the eye. I now have a partial black eye because of what turned out to be a feather. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/12/2020 14:07

Today, I saw a spider in my room. I got a piece of paper to try and put it outside. As I reached, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to smack where the spider was - my face. I fell on the floor disoriented. The spider got away. FML

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By ohmy - 17/12/2009 19:09 - Canada

Today, a spider crawled across my glasses' lens. My first reaction was to smack myself in the face. FML

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By Arthur B. - 24/09/2019 12:01

Today, I saw a spider in my kitchen. Freaked, but trying to be humane, I held out a piece of paper so it would climb on, and I would then put it outside. However, it jumped out of nowhere and landed on my face. My reaction was to whack at where the spider was - my face. I stumbled around, disoriented; the spider got away. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/09/2014 06:44 - United States - Saginaw

Today, I tried to blink out a small speck of dirt that was caught in my eye. Instead, I learned what it feels like to suffocate a small, angry spider with your eyelid. FML

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By thatsnotacat - 21/11/2013 17:52 - Australia - West End

Today, I woke up to something tickling me. Thinking it was my cat, I reached under the covers to give her a friendly scratch behind the ears. I imagine the giant spider that was actually there enjoyed my terrified screams. FML

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By SpideyFace - 19/03/2011 01:36 - Canada

Today, with water in my eyes, I stepped out of the shower and rubbed my face with a towel. When I looked in the mirror, I realized there had been a giant spider on the towel. Its guts and legs were smeared all over my face. FML

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By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML

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By jillydark6609 - 19/09/2010 06:21 - United States

Today, I found a big spider on my wall. I have arachnophobia, and I was trying to kill it with my shoe. I pulled back and hit myself in the face, causing me to fall backwards. The spider is still alive somewhere in my house. FML

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6daysoverdue 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 12:05

so... are you blind now?

loveisalie2 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 12:06

Oh god that is really disgusting. Hope you got it out. Reminds me of that chick who had a larvae growing in her eyelid. Eww!

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6daysoverdue 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 12:05

so... are you blind now?

beardo8 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 13:28

YDI FOR HAVING EYES

Aniland 2

Saturday 1 August 2009 13:29

XFD

hellokittywhore 0

Thursday 4 February 2010 7:44

I would have clawed my ******* eyes out, no joke man clawed them the **** OUT

thatonek1d 0

Tuesday 4 May 2010 7:41

type of arachnid? species?

loveisalie2 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 12:06

Oh god that is really disgusting. Hope you got it out. Reminds me of that chick who had a larvae growing in her eyelid. Eww!

blehargh 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 22:17

How did the spider get IN your eye? Just reach in and pluck it out, shouldn't be a big deal unless it was a black widow and it injected venom into your eyeball.

Alicia_Raven7 0

Friday 30 April 2010 7:16

A black widow wouldnt fit! unless it was a baby

greendaygirl597 0

Saturday 24 July 2010 8:36

#63: for some reason that made me laugh. OP: ewwww. I hate spiders.

Cjw1220 0

Saturday 4 September 2010 10:06

Black widows aren't even the deadliest spider.

Link5794 18

Sunday 5 September 2010 4:00

Monsters Inside Me? FYL OP btw, there are gnats called eye gnats that suck on the moisture in the eyeballs of humans and cows.

Link5794 18

Thursday 23 August 2012 15:06

Black widows are actually pretty small.

famas48 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 12:11

Thats really ****** up lol.

likeanoutlawbayb 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 12:11

thats so ******* gross. i feel sorry for you!

katamouth 1

Saturday 1 August 2009 12:12

squicked me out.

aback 4

Saturday 1 August 2009 12:12

Imagine how disappointed the spider was.

Heckron 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 2:42

lmao but seriously...that sucks...

guttural 0

Monday 3 August 2009 23:11

Lmao, #6.

cstetchman 0

Monday 5 April 2010 12:52

#6 makes me lol.

lone_wanderer 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 12:15

I hate spiders eww

NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 12:19

AWWW YOU HAD TO TOUCH A SPIDER? ...why is this FML even here?

lilone08 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 14:06

yea i agree kinda lame

Jbot 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 14:30

What the hell are you talking about? She had a ******* spider IN HER EYE. She didn't have to just touch it, she had to have it in her.

Serafie 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 15:06

...she had a SPIDER IN HER EYE. CRAWLING AROUND ON HER EYE. Touching a spider alone wouldn't be an FML but having a spider ON YOUR ******* EYE would.

SnowByte 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 16:57

To someone who has arachnaphobia, such as my mother and myself, this is a huge FML. Don't knock OP about it. She/he might be afraid of them whereas you seem to have no problem with them.

sublimedude777 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 4:17

Hey, unless you haven't realized, some people are scared of spiders. If someone who's scared of spiders gets a spider in their eye, they have reason to flip out or post an FML.

Pastor_Rich 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 12:22

I like cats... hate spiders

redbluegreen 40

Saturday 1 August 2009 12:26

I think it's more like FOurLives since spiders small enough to get stuck in our eyes can make gigantic webs. And they say spiders are only here to catch bugs. (;