By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 04:32 - United States

Today, my cat ran outside. As I ran around the side of my house to get her, I felt a gigantic spiderweb land on my face. I also felt a light thud on my eye and it started to tear up. I ran inside and looked in a mirror, the spider was in my eye. FML
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6daysoverdue 0
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so... are you blind now?

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loveisalie2 0
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Oh god that is really disgusting. Hope you got it out. Reminds me of that chick who had a larvae growing in her eyelid. Eww!

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6daysoverdue 0
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so... are you blind now?

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beardo8 0
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YDI FOR HAVING EYES

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hellokittywhore 0
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I would have clawed my fucking eyes out, no joke man clawed them the fuck OUT

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thatonek1d 0
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type of arachnid? species?

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loveisalie2 0
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Oh god that is really disgusting. Hope you got it out. Reminds me of that chick who had a larvae growing in her eyelid. Eww!

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blehargh 0
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How did the spider get IN your eye? Just reach in and pluck it out, shouldn't be a big deal unless it was a black widow and it injected venom into your eyeball.

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Alicia_Raven7 0
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A black widow wouldnt fit! unless it was a baby

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greendaygirl597 0
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#63: for some reason that made me laugh. OP: ewwww. I hate spiders.

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Cjw1220 0
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Black widows aren't even the deadliest spider.

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Link5794 18

Monsters Inside Me? FYL OP btw, there are gnats called eye gnats that suck on the moisture in the eyeballs of humans and cows.

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Link5794 18

Black widows are actually pretty small.

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famas48 0
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Thats really fucked up lol.

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likeanoutlawbayb 0
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thats so fucking gross. i feel sorry for you!

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katamouth 1
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squicked me out.

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aback 4
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Imagine how disappointed the spider was.

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Heckron 0
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lmao but seriously...that sucks...

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cstetchman 0
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#6 makes me lol.

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lone_wanderer 0
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I hate spiders eww

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NOMNOMNOMNOMNOM 0
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AWWW YOU HAD TO TOUCH A SPIDER? ...why is this FML even here?

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lilone08 0
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yea i agree kinda lame

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Jbot 0
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What the hell are you talking about? She had a fucking spider IN HER EYE. She didn't have to just touch it, she had to have it in her.

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Serafie 0
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...she had a SPIDER IN HER EYE. CRAWLING AROUND ON HER EYE. Touching a spider alone wouldn't be an FML but having a spider ON YOUR FUCKING EYE would.

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SnowByte 0
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To someone who has arachnaphobia, such as my mother and myself, this is a huge FML. Don't knock OP about it. She/he might be afraid of them whereas you seem to have no problem with them.

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sublimedude777 0
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Hey, unless you haven't realized, some people are scared of spiders. If someone who's scared of spiders gets a spider in their eye, they have reason to flip out or post an FML.

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Pastor_Rich 0
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I like cats... hate spiders

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redbluegreen 40
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I think it's more like FOurLives since spiders small enough to get stuck in our eyes can make gigantic webs. And they say spiders are only here to catch bugs. (;

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