Today, I was chatting with a customer who comes regularly to my job. He sticks his hand out and I put my hand on his, thinking he's giving me a high five. He was just waiting for his receipt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was checking out a customer who seemed quite friendly. As I finished, he reached slightly over the counter and I impulsively reached out and shook his hand. He gave me a dumbfounded look and said, "Can I have my change please?" FML
Today, I fistbumped a cashier as they tried to hand me my change. FML
Today, after paying at the gas station, the cashier stuck out her hand, which was clenched into a fist. I thought she wanted a fist-bump, so I gave her one. She just stared back at me. Turns out she was just trying to give me my change. FML
Today, a waiter came up and and put out his hand so I gave him a high five and pounded it. He then says, "Um, that was a nice high five but I wanted your plate." FML
Today, while at work, a customer came up to me, stuck his finger in my armpit, then licked his finger. FML
Today, while I was working the drive-thru window, a customer sneezed into his hand and then handed me his money. FML
Today, at work at a car dealership, a seemingly overzealous customer shook my hand vigorously after we finalized a deal. I didn't think anything of it until a coworker pointed out that he was just trying to make my breasts jiggle. I'm a man. FML
Today while at my job as a store clerk, I walked by a family. I smiled at their little boy, who responded by flipping me off. As I was walking away, I looked back in time to catch his dad give him a high-five. FML
Today, I went to go give my boss a high five for a job well done. I missed his hand and accidentally slapped his ass on the way down. FML
Today, I had no choice but to shake the hand of a customer who, just moments before, had the aforementioned hand down the front of his pants, scratching his snowglobes. FML
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Top comments
thwei 0
Awkward
ajmacrae 5
Who the hell "puts" their hand on a high five? You gotta slap that. The way you described it made it sound like a conjugal visit at a state penitentiary. No wonder it would have been awkward.
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Comments (100)
J3R3MYY 14
Denied!!
mismonroe 0
That would be the worst high five ever. Rough, that's the way it's supposed to be. Ask your mom.
irishman1989 0
Do you work at a coffee stand or something?
aequitas740 0
You washed your hands afterwards, right?
DanGleesak 11
No. He licked them off.
ivy922 4
43, I love your DC!!!
PeteyPablo12308 20
Reminds me of times where someone waves and says hello, and I've waved and said hello back, only to realize that the greeting was for someone else.
05559 1
Always happens to me.
JAY_JITSU 0
lamest fml I've ever read
icy37 10
wouldn't a high five be a slap? instead of a i'll-put-my-hand-on-yours......
The_creator_fml 2
Very nice! High five! I like a you!
btnhdude 0
YES Pendatik, really. I'm serious, and you should take me seriously. Okay? Take... Me... Seriously. And caps for every word? It doesn't matter if i do use caps for every word.
rebelzomm 10
Super awkward