By Dxx - 06/03/2011 07:18 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for my usual parents. After putting the baby to sleep I put some popcorn in the microwave and went to the bathroom. When I came out the whole kitchen was filled with smoke. One of the neighbors saw and called 911. I'm out of a job. FML
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LadyLane 0

If you can't make popcorn, you probably shouldn't baby sit.

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christa953 12

you're out of a job, they're out of a microwave.

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A100893 30

And again, another FML that reminds me of the Sims...

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nixom1334 6

If you can't sucessfully cook popcorn, in the microwave no less, perhaps you shouldn't be taking cae of children in the first place

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MistressKira 0

I don't see why you would go to the bathroom with popcorn in the microwave. No popcorn will take over two minutes, usually way less.

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TheJtSwift 0

I WOULD MAKE YOUR DUMB ASS BABYSIT FOR FREE TO PAY OFF THE DAMAGES DONE TO MY HOUSE BECAUSE OF YOUR STUPIDITY!

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chuckvargas 0

were u jacking off in the bathroom or something?

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Skatejock21 0

you are dumber then a pole... 'nuff said.

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brunettegurly 0

if you can't make popcorn I assume you actually sit on the babies.

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YouDeservedItnot 0

Your failure to completely burn down the house and end your series of arsens is no reason to "FYL." At least YOUR kitchen wasn't on fire.

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Uscdrew1 7

Don't most microwaves have a poporn button on them?

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mylifemyrules 0

what the f bomb are you complaining about? it was obviously your fault for the microwave burning.

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