Today, I was babysitting a 7 year-old brat. He refused to eat his vegetables, so I forbade him from playing until they were finished. He stomped off upstairs, so I let him cool off for a couple of minutes. When I went upstairs, he had taken scissors to all of his mother's clothes. FML
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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was babysitting. Everything was going well until the kid called 911 on me for making him eat his vegetables. FML
Today, I was babysitting a really annoying kid who wouldn't listen to me, and threw his food through the kitchen, so I punished him. When his mother came home he ran to her and said, "Mommy, mommy, it's not true what you told me, fat people are NOT nice!" FML
Today, I had to babysit two kids. It all went well until one of them duct taped a knife to a toy machine gun, lit the barbecue on fire, and ran around like a wild banshee screaming obscenities. The other one got scared and climbed onto the roof of the house. FML
Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML
Today, I was babysitting my nephew. He was acting up, so instead of spanking him, I put him in the corner for timeout. He screamed and thrashed and kicked the walls so hard my neighbors called the police. My sister wasn’t answering her phone, and I had to explain why a 7-year-old was acting like that. FML
Today, I babysat a 6-year-old boy for the first time. When I said it was his bedtime, he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked, all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned, I had to make up an excuse for why he was still awake and watching TV, to save my pride. FML
Today, I saw a kid throwing a tantrum in a supermarket. Thinking it was a matter of lack of discipline, I waited for the kid’s mother to come out of the bathroom to tell her how naughty her son was being. I then got to watch her beat her son to the point of unconsciousness. FML
Today, I got home and found my babysitter furious and my 5 year-old exhausted from crying. Normally he chooses to wear Disney princess dresses but today his grandma came for a visit, saw what he was wearing, told him he was bad, and forced him to wear trousers. I’m ready to kill the bitch. FML
Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML
Today, I was babysitting a four year-old. He was mad and began hitting me. I told him to use his words not his fists when he's mad. He then began telling me how much he hated me, and that I should go die and never come back. FML
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robbydoherty 0
I hope that kid gets a good ass slapin from his parents
ryrock310 10
Oh wow. That sucks. For his mom especially.
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K4ytlyn 0
That sounds like your fault! No offense :)
Taymah49 7
He needs that butt whipping.
_MidnightLuna_ 17
Get a real job, and you won't have to deal with piece of shit children. Ugh. I hate kids.
westies 0
Wow, something like that has happened to me. Except the kid was five and he flushed my phone down the towlet
zebralover23 14
Wow, bad kid there.
StromyG2 10
You're never gonna babysit in this town again!
tifsuz 9
I'm a mom and the problem in this scenario is not the babysitter! I swear, people don't realize that the actually need to *gasp* PARENT their children. That's right - it's a verb too! Some of my friends from high school are posting about all this crap that their kids do - and seriously!?!? F'ing hell people! It's your job to teach them how to behave and keep junior's ass in line so later society doesn't have to do it for you. Btw, my son has only ever gotten a smack on the butt the two times he tried to lie to me, so "whipping their butt" isn't really necessary.
jayhawk9000 5
Very refreshing to hear this from a mom!
esteban99_fml 1
Id shove his toys so far up his ass, he'll rew the day he crawled out of his mothers ******
myersch 2
he is hilarious
HopeLoveMusic 0
He deserves to be punished, greatly.