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joshuahatch

Pembroke Pines , United States 29 years-old

FootInMyMouth 13 February 2016, 22:56 Miami, United States

Today, a customer brought his cat in to be euthanized. I told him to "have a nice day" as he was leaving. FML

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slugitha 16 March 2016, 10:23 United States

Today, I was awoken by a slug crawling down my back. FML

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