Today, I was at work and was trying to cheer up my stressed out manager by chatting. We were on the subject of sleeping in when I told her that I loved to be lazy and sleep in when I could. She looked up and down me and then answered, "I can see that." FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I was written up at work for "leering at my boss". I'm so sorry for having my eyes sore due to lack of sleep. FML
Today, I got up early and really put some extra effort into my appearance to catch the eye of a cute guy at work. I walked in and the woman who sits at the desk beside me looks over and says, "Wow, are you sick? You're not looking too good." FML
Today, I so obviously dozed off during a video call at work. Afterwards, my manager messaged me asking if I was OK. I was mortified, and now I'm "on his watch." FML
Today, I walked into work, and the first question my boss asks me is "Are those your pajamas?" I was wearing my favorite outfit. FML
Today, I was really, REALLY tired at work. I went to the restroom to take a little break, and must have dozed off, because I was awoken by my boss, knocking on the door of the stall. Apparently, I had been snoring. FML
Today, my co-worker spent the afternoon taking online personality quizzes and messaging everyone the results. She was particularly proud of one which told her she was a hard-working overachiever. My boss walked by just as the message for that one popped up and I got in trouble for slacking off. FML
Today, sleeping in a little late, I was woken up by my phone. Still tired, I quickly checked the display to realize it was my girlfriend calling. I pick up the phone saying, "Hey baby girl!" She seemed pretty startled, so I double-checked and realized it was my new boss, who has the name as my girlfriend. FML
Today, my attractive boss sat me down in the break room to say how much she appreciated how much work I've been doing despite being a temp. She was wearing a skirt, and I couldn't take my eyes off her legs. She then patted me on the leg and said "Good Talk". It wasn't my leg. FML
Today, my boss came over to my desk and struck up a casual conversation about movies. After a while, he sat on the edge of my desk, nodded toward my chest, and said in the same casual, lighthearted tone, "And nice cleavage today. Keep that up." FML
Today, a colleague said I looked “different” and I thought it was a compliment. It turns out they meant that I looked “tired and stressed.” I smiled awkwardly and said, “Thanks?” while internally dying. FML
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Top comments
gz_fml 0
It sucks to be insulted when you are honestly trying to make someone's day better for them. Sorry about your bitchy co-worker!
Noob30 0
HOW ******* HARD IS IT TO TYPE "YOUR/YOU'RE"?! HOOOW, HAAAAARD?!!
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Comments (52)
alijacket 0
Well, this is hardly a FML. But, the boss sounds like a bitch.
Ohnothingreally 0
Your boss is a dick.
phuresh2death 0
that sucks honey but take this stuff to MLIA
ireply_w_lyrics 0
"...I don't want to get up baby, let's turn off the phone I don't want to go to work today or even put my makeup on I've got better things to do than my todo list anyway Hide under the covers and waste away the day..."
Crash_Love_Paige 0
Well, that was rude of your boss. Nothing to worry yourself over, your boss was probably just being bitter.
th_fml 0
SUE FOR HARRASSMENT!
klove22 7
I don't really think that's a diss or anything, maybe they just noticed you like sleep...