Today, I was at Walmart with my stepmom. We were about to check out when a little sweet-looking old woman came up and asked if she could get in front of us. Seeing as she only had two items in her hands we said yes. Her husband then came up with two carts full of stuff, condoms on top. FML
sommmerrrr tells us more.
I didn't think this would be posted so fast! But thanks for all the comments, they made my stepmom and me laugh our butts off. But we just went into a different line. Wasn't that big of a deal. But the granny didn't even say thank you! It was a little awkward seeing as they were so old but we still let that grandpa get in front of us. But thanks again for the comments guys!
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andrewturtle 16
Is this the part where I'm supposed to say: "Only at Walmart"?
tommylover842 23
Grandma strikes again!
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Comments (97)
jw90 18
At their age I don't think they'd need condoms.
monagro 22
So you answered: 'You can, but he cannot'?
buckdharma 38
Oh yes he can.
skyeyez9 25
What I learned from FML is to never trust old people and take everything they say with a grain of salt.
ifavela89 13
I would have been speechless
twiggy22 7
Why would You let them skip you in the first place ! .. I don't care how many items someone has I wouldn't let them skip me, YDI
NightHawk387 22
It's called being considerate and polite, asshat.
Treveyon56 14
In that world being considerate is always going to backfire.
twiggy22 7
@49 Yeah because the old lady was being SOOOOO considerate trying to get in front of people when she knew she had a shitload of items
Obey_StudBoii 23
#41 Dude your being a jerk, it's called having respect for your elders. Please learn it.
Zebediabolical 45
I'm with 41. If granny isn't using a cane or wheelchair she can stand in line. Behind me.
twiggy22 7
@70 I'm all for having respect for your elders, but those elders were being bitches because they didn't want to wait in line so they decided to skip OP .. I don't care if your 10, 35,or 80 if I'm in line waiting your not skipping me, no matter your age you should wait in line like everyone else. Fair and square, call me a bitch all you want I'm just being real
baconburglar 4
WOOP WOOP, SOMEBODY'S GONNA HAVE GUN TONIGHT!
VeganVampyre 27
They didn't buy a gun, they bought condoms.
jasmine2301 25
The episode where the old lady had two carts of cat food? Loved that show ;)
TheyCallMeDamien 18
The offer would've been rescinded after I saw all that stuff coming.
sommmerrrr 2
I didn't think this would be posted so fast! But thanks for all the comments, they made my stepmom and me laugh our butts off. But we just went into a different line. Wasn't that big of a deal. But the granny didn't even say thank you! It was a little awkward seeing as they were so old but we still let that grandpa get in front of us. But thanks again for the comments guys!
truesarrif 33
Oldest trick in the book but hey at least ya got a laugh out of it
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
At the very least, you learned a new trick to use when you get old and decide to go shopping.
horseychickidee 19
at least you Tried to be.nice
mwali02 32
You guys tried to be nice, for sure. She had a good deception plan. You'll keep that in mind for when you can use the granny card! ;)
BauerMegan 31