Today, I was at the mall with my mom. She was pissing me off, so I started screaming at her and causing a scene. I ended up falling all the way down the up escalator. Everyone saw and people clapped. FML
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Today, I was riding up an escalator in the mall in uncomfortable high heels. While adjusting my bag I suddenly lost my balance and began flailing wildly. In desperation I hurled forward and ended up grabbing a teenage boy's buttocks and was promptly slapped by his girlfriend. FML
Today, while at the mall, I was traveling up the escalator on my way to the food court. When I neared the top, the handrail severely shocked me, causing me to drop a bag of China I had just bought, which fell to the bottom of the escalator and shattered. FML
Today, I embarrassed myself by screaming for help in a crowded mall when my shoelace got stuck at the top of the escalator. Someone behind me kicked the shoelace and it came out easily. FML
Today, I tripped getting on an escalator and instinctively grabbed the nearest person to steady myself. That person was a toddler. The mom screamed, I fell anyway, and the toddler just stared at me like I’d ruined his whole week. FML
Today, I went to Walmart with my Dad, and he decided to kick me in the butt while I was walking. When I went to kick him back, I hit my own leg out from beneath myself and landed on my face. The most embarrassing thing was that the people who saw all started clapping. FML
Today, I slipped fell down an entire flight of stairs in front of literally everyone, and after getting back up, I tripped down another flight. Then, instead of silently walking away, I started laughing like a maniac and now everyone probably thinks I'm dumb, clumsy, and crazy. FML
Today, as I was stood on an escalator, my shoelace got caught in the step. Panicking, I tried to pull it out, but my shoe came off. I had to awkwardly hop back down the escalator to retrieve it while everyone around me in the mall watched. FML
Today, I was in a shopping centre when a little girl was running up and down the aisles. She started to fall over so I put my hand out to catch her. Her mother then ran up to me and screamed about me 'touching her child' so loud that everyone could hear. FML
Today, I was in a shoe store. I picked up a shoe so I could look at it, but when I put it back on the shelf, the whole shelf fell down, making all the shoes fall to the ground. The people behind the counter started clapping. FML
Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML
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lmmmr 0
That's because you are clearly a bad person.
misssweetie 0
Grow up.
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Brooklynxman 0
#178 sums up my thoughts perfectly.
dancercuity922 0
**** off bitch
AdamGD 0
Wow. You expect sympathy?? *laughs* YDI for being an annoying whiny bitch
alliemi 0
ydi ydi ydi you're probably twelve years old. grow up doood
kytie63 0
Lmaooooo. I Wish I Would Of Have Been There Maa Highh I Would Start Dyinn. Like I Am Rightt Nowww. Lmfaoooooo. "LOSER!!!!" *In A Joe From Family Guy Voice" Lmaooo
nopeaches 0
You sound like a major bitch. I can't believe you even came on here for pity.
wordgirl 0
As soon as I finish this, I'm going to clap right here on my sofa at home. YDI a million times, you jerk. Learn to respect your mother.
ISellHerbs 0
You people are pathetic and so is everyone who clapped. Some of you don't realize what bitches and assholes people have to live with. Just because the biggest fight you got in with your mom was over how you couldn't go to a party, it doesn't mean it's like that for everyone. Not everyone has mothers who RESPECT THEIR KIDS or are even completely sane or do sane things. Granted it's a minority but just because you lived a life where your mother wasn't a bitch to you all the time or treated you like shit, it doesn't mean that all mom's are like your's.
Veldan 1
YDI Feel sorry for your mum, 9 months of being pregnant, pushing you out and i'm going to ASSUME (by your actions) 5-6 years of raising you, gives her the right to annoy you from time to time. F her Life @208, take a chill pill. We can't go around assuming she falls within a minority, the info we have lets us think of the majority.
BalenciagaBetch9 0
ha ha! (read it in a nelson voice)