Miscellaneous: Today, I was at the library using a computer to order a package....

By sarahcurtis213 - 13/11/2012 07:36 - United States

Today, I was at the library using a computer to order a package. A man sat down next to me mumbling to himself while staring at me. As I got up to go to the printer, he pointed at me and screamed, "I will burn you alive and enjoy it!" All of my info including my address was still on the computer screen. FML

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By weliveanddie14 - 07/05/2009 20:27 - United States

Today, I was at the library. I went near the computer section when I saw this man cursing and pounding his fists on a computer. He left. I thought I'd check it out. As I sat down, a librarian came over with the security guard and pointed at me. I'm now being fined for destroying public property. FML

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Getting some action

By hugadyle - 18/04/2020 14:00

Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time. FML

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Just a prank, bro!

By fail - 16/02/2011 23:16 - United States

Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML

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By AnonymousQuagga - 07/02/2014 03:07 - United States - Flower Mound

Today, I was at the library, working with some classmates on our major semester project. I accidentally killed power to the row of computers by me. I've never had so many enraged faces looking at me before. FML

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Anger management class is next door

By ComeOnMan - 21/12/2022 09:00

Today, before closing the library, someone came in to use the computer. He apparently forgot the password to his online banking, eventually getting so frustrated that he grabbed the monitor, yanked it from its cables, hurled it across the room, and stormed out. I don’t get paid enough for this. FML

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Paranoia

By Anonymous - 22/11/2020 05:01 - Australia

Today, I offered help a customer to record his details, as he didn't have a scanner. He just stared at me, saying that he would never give any of his details if I typed them on my phone, as I could "do something else" without him knowing. He ended up canceling his orders and got upset on his way out. FML

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You deserved it 124

By PhailedMidterm - 12/03/2013 19:03 - United States - Mattapan

Today, I was at the library doing research for my midterm. All of the computers were in use, so I decided to use my laptop instead. Ten minutes later, I was confronted and kicked out. My offense? Unauthorized use of the library's so-called "Free Public WiFi". FML

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What hell, lady?

By Anonymous - 21/04/2021 08:00

Today, my friend wasn't responding to my whispers in the library, so I walked over and very slightly moved his chair. At that exact moment, the librarian walked in. Regardless of our efforts to tell her anything, she got us banned from the library. FML

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By Trinity - 19/11/2012 22:37 - Czech Republic - Prague

Today, I was sitting on a train, doing homework for my programming class, when a man sat in the seat next to me. He must have been a programmer too, because he spent the next few hours staring at my screen and laughing whenever I made a mistake. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 13:18 - Sweden

Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML

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You deserved it 41 121

esp_superstar 10

Tuesday 13 November 2012 12:06

You can run but u can't hide...

melij99 5

Tuesday 13 November 2012 12:08

And now you know the importance of leaving Personal Identifiable Information open on a public computer.

Comments

jerrylee123 8

Tuesday 13 November 2012 12:24

I want to cry just reading this ^^ Pick up some pepper spray OP!!!

zandalee 19

Tuesday 13 November 2012 12:27

What the hell kind of library was this? In a phyciatric hospital? Did you tell someone in charge?

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 13 November 2012 12:34

It's alright, because you love the way it hurts.

Enslaved 36

Tuesday 13 November 2012 12:46

An Eminem song quote? Love it!

olpally 32

Tuesday 13 November 2012 12:52

Just going to stand there and watch me burn, but that's alright cuz I love the way you lie.... Edit:: feel free to correct my lyrics.

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 13 November 2012 13:18

But the real question is what kind of weirdo likes being burned alive?

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Tuesday 13 November 2012 15:02

20, you left the door open to be corrected. It's "because," not "cuz." She specifically said the "be" sound in the song. Go cry in the corner, you dirty, dirty *****.

olpally 32

Tuesday 13 November 2012 15:56

You took that correction too far, 53... Go back to family guy, shamus...

SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18

Wednesday 14 November 2012 9:40

Let me be clear in that if you ever, EVER reference my nickname to a character in Family Guy again, I will find you, I will burn you alive, and I will enjoy it. That's shit not to be trifled with. The Shamus I'm know by has nothing to do with Family Guy. Anf my name is Matt. There's no person named Matt in family guy.

estes816 9

Tuesday 13 November 2012 12:39

He probably says that to all the ladies.

SnipeFatPeople 6

Tuesday 13 November 2012 15:36

World's Best Pickup Lines: 2012-2013 Edition

EagorLuvsBigFoot 8

Wednesday 14 November 2012 4:00

18- you're picture is ******* scary

pradip 26

Tuesday 13 November 2012 13:01

I think he was trying to be funny. I'm gonna burn some fireworks and enjoy it. Happy Diwali

Onmyzephyr 5

Tuesday 13 November 2012 18:52

And to you too!

JimSweatshirt 6

Tuesday 13 November 2012 13:26

It makes me wonder. How many people that wrote an FML about being stalked or threatened actually got killed. Its not like we'd notice them on the news...

redbluegreen 40

Tuesday 13 November 2012 13:38

All of them. The FML team is responsible for making sure all the threat/stalker FMLs are carried out for the sake of publishing accurate stories. They take their job very seriously.

ManInTheMachine 19

Tuesday 13 November 2012 13:59

There is a graveyard in the heart of Paris made especially for these anonymous FMLers, and each says: "Here lies OP. We all agree your lives sucked, So we might as well give you some credit. R.I.P " It's very touching, really.