Today, I was at the laundromat doing my clothes when I noticed a cute guy next to me. I tried to be a ninja and sneak my sock into his basket so I could start a conversation with him. He saw me. FML
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Today, I saw a hot guy at the laundromat. Wanting an excuse to talk to him, I tossed a pair of my red underwear into his washer. What I didn't realize was that he was washing his whites. Thanks to me, he now has an entire load of pink shirts and boxers. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store. I saw a very cute guy in the aisle and smiled. He smiled back and blushed a little. He walked over and I flirted with him. He said, "I thought you should know the zipper on your jeans is down" and walked away. It was. FML
Today, I went to do laundry in my apartment building. I thought no one was around, so I walked down in my pajamas (a giant t-shirt with holes and socks with sandals). Of course, I ran into the neighbor I’ve had a crush on for months. He was shirtless, holding a laundry basket like an ad for cologne. He smiled and said, “Nice, erm, outfit?” I’ve never sprinted back upstairs faster. FML
Today, I was at the laundromat, when an attractive girl set up at the machine next to mine. She looked me up and down, then noticed the skid-marks on my underwear. FML
Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML
Today, I was at work when a cute guy came up to me and said he liked my shirt. In a desperate attempt to say something back, I said, "Thanks, I like your shoelaces." FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I went to a store to buy pants for a new job. A really hot guy helped me get a pair down from a high shelf so I could try them on. He had flirted with me so I hurried in the fitting room so I could go talk to him. Note to self: Check to see if you have pants on after trying on clothes. FML
Today, while walking around the local thrift store, I noticed an attractive guy watching me and following me through the aisles. As he followed me to my car I was sure I would get his number. He then asks me to bring my purse inside as I had been tagged as a shoplifter. I work at the store. FML
Today, I went to the laundromat. I put a load in the dryer and walked away to check on my other load. When I came back, I saw a homeless man putting his dirty, wet underwear in the dryer with my clean clothes. FML
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Top comments
Copilot 0
What the **** kind of conversation are you going to start with a sock in his basket? "Oh hey I accidentally put this sock in your basket my name is crazy bitch, its nice to meet you!"
Jacks_Penguin 0
YDI for not knowing how to start conversations without pulling stupid stunts.
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Comments (254)
lunytunes88 0
YDI Ninjas don't wash their clothes.
lilbuddy23 0
# 78 Wins. lol
jonny2x4 0
Creeper Fail. Extra fail for being a chick. Chicks aren't supposed to be awkward around guys.
TheCalendarGirl 5
Hahahahahahahahahahah oh my goodness. "Chicks aren't supposed to be awkward around guys!" I'm sorry, but have you ever actually met a girl? >.<
manturay9 0
epic fail, "be a ninja" they made me add it to my favorites cuz of that line. "im such a ninja i can throw a sock into a basket without a dude noticing!" or, u could, acshly say hi.
TheLetterZero 7
He didn't say "real ninja". Also, you can always try using CRAZY MAGICAL POWERZZZ! like the sorry excuse of a show featuring a loser in bright orange.
whoopsies_1 0
ROFL FAIL
Night22_fml 4
REAL NINJAS ARE SO BADASS, THEY DON'T NEED TO USE A PICKUP LINE. Yeah.
foryoublue94 0
I don't see how that would've gone well even if he didn't see you. "Excuse me, my sock's in your basket..." "Why?" or "Who's sock is this?" "I'm sorry, that's mine" "What the ****..."
DameGreyWulf 1
You know, I'm a rather shy person myself, but I wouldn't try that bullshit. Seriously, what the hell? Just say "Hey, nice day eh?" or something... just talk!
zargon 1
You are correct, he did not. My brain inserted 'real' for some reason. All the same, the actual point of my post remains unchanged.
Neferria 0
Laundry day? Do you go every Wednesday and Saturday, except twice last month he skipped the weekend? If not, then you deserve it.