Love: Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend...

By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 06:39 - Canada

Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend and he dumped me. I was kinda expecting it. What I wasn't expecting was that he'd start running in front of everyone, screaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at the top of his lungs and that he'd kiss the first girl he saw. FML

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strawberryswirl 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 3:18

I'm so sorry, but this guy is my hero. Hilarious. I've felt like doing this after ending many relationships...

ineedusername 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 3:43

Lmfao u must of been ugly

CASoulNYCmind 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 4:46

Heeey numbah five, awesome blue hair, though you'll probably never see this. And god that was just hilarious.

binaryalice 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 5:12

jesus crispy. i didnt think that happened in real life. you know what yourebetter off with out him

kittykatz73 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 7:50

I DID that exact same thing except she broke up with me lol

lolfcknpwnt 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 8:16

Hahahahahhha/

Insomniatic 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 9:08

Hilarious, if I were you I would mirror it, also I have done that, after my break up with this guy went through and we were completely over, and he stopped holding onto me I did the same lol, sometimes people just love freedom too much...but randomly kissing some random is really a big fail, I don't see the joy in that, and I wouldn't do it!