Love: Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend...

By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 06:39 - Canada

Today, I was at the cafeteria of my school with my boyfriend and he dumped me. I was kinda expecting it. What I wasn't expecting was that he'd start running in front of everyone, screaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at the top of his lungs and that he'd kiss the first girl he saw. FML

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By Kfeaaa - 24/02/2009 02:31 - United States

Today, I ran up to my boyfriend and gave him a kiss. I didn't understand why the girl next to him got upset, but it turns out the voicemail I deleted by accident was him breaking up with me. FML

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Today, I was dumped at the surprise party I threw for my boyfriend. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/11/2018 17:30

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML

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Today, my boyfriend graduated from boot camp. After the ceremony, I rushed over and tried to jump into his arms. This would have been romantic if he was expecting it. Instead, he fell over and we crashed onto the floor in front of everyone. FML

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By Nanabanana1 - 07/02/2012 01:23 - United States

Today, I was dumped. My boyfriend was too afraid to break up with me, so he sent the girl he cheated on me with. FML

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By ish - 14/08/2009 04:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "so, how about some break up lovin'?" FML

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By DramaQueen - 19/07/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML

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By single pringle - 05/11/2014 01:16 - United States - Morristown

Today, my boyfriend came home from college for the first time in weeks just to visit me. I was so excited that I spent two hours getting ready. Turns out he was only coming back to dump me. Now I'm single and out of foundation. FML

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Friday 12 June 2009 16:07

High school boyfriends... a waste of time.

iris85_fml 0

Friday 12 June 2009 16:04

hahahahaha

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ahhamylife 0

Friday 12 June 2009 16:11

should of done it first ;)

garnier_fml 0

Friday 12 June 2009 16:13

Wtf, why did he act like that? Bit extreme.

hahaha6 0

Friday 12 June 2009 16:14

His actions makes you sound controlling. Are you?

PakiPakiPaki 0

Friday 12 June 2009 16:14

LMAO What a child. Loser!

FDXCpinballwiz 0

Wednesday 15 July 2009 22:24

ARE u kidding me? this guy is awesome, she deserves it for being that bad of a girlfriend that he would want out that bad.

frikkinhannah 0

Tuesday 23 March 2010 7:45

262, the OP is a guy.

emmrz_x3 0

Friday 12 June 2009 16:15

I'm sorry for you, but that guy is my new hero, ROFL. Get a better guy though xD

aback 4

Friday 12 June 2009 16:16

Unless you're undeniably a bitch, he's probably just shot himself in the foot. Who's going to want to go with somebody who makes a big, public breakup scene like that? OTOH, the next girl he dates might make sure she gets the drop on him so he can't treat her that way. Karma's bound to get him sooner or later.