Today, I was at the airport, about to listen to Disney's Camp Rock soundtrack on my iPhone. I pressed play, only to realize that my headphones weren't plugged in all the way. Everone sitting near me heard Joe Jonas' voice coming from my phone. I am 40 years old. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, at work, I put my earphones in to listen to some music. An hour later, I realised I never pressed play. FML
Today, I accidentally unplugged my headphones in the quiet section of the library, causing my music to play from my laptop at full volume. I was listening to Celine Dion. I'm the captain of the football team. FML
Today, while watching a movie on my iPad, a really cute girl sat next to me. Suddenly, everyone on the bus started clapping. I started to clap very loudly as well, asking the girl why we were clapping. She gave me a strange look. I then realized the applause was coming from my headphones. FML
Today, I was listening to my iPod while changing the diaper on my baby. One earbud fell out of my ear and onto the changing table so I quickly picked it up without looking and put it back in my ear, only to realize the headphone had fallen onto more than a table. I now have brown earphones. FML
Today, I was listening to my music on my phone through my Bluetooth wireless headphones. While listening, I turned my music and the power on my headphones off for a bit. I thought I'd lost them when I got home. They were so loosely fit over my ears that I felt like an idiot when I realized they were still on my head. FML
Today, I accidentally unmuted my mic during a class, and normally it would've just been silence, but dumb old me just had to sing a song at the top of my lungs, and I only stopped when my phone blew up with notifications. Great. FML
Today, I had to sit in between two boys on a two-hour bus ride. They were watching a movie and each of them had shared an earphone. They made me hold the phone up so both of them could see the screen. FML
Today, I connected my phone to my car’s Bluetooth to listen to music. I didn’t realize my playlist had shuffled onto an old voice memo where I'd drunkenly recorded myself singing a heartfelt love song about pizza. It played as my boss got in for our carpool to a conference. I had to sit through the drive while she hummed along to “Cheese, you complete me.” FML
Today, I wanted to annoy my sister by playing the air horn app on my iPhone. I forgot that I had headphones in. Let's just say I quickly had to change my underwear. FML
Today, I had my earbuds in while walking to work. I was so into a particular song that I didn't notice I was singing out loud despite people being around. A random jogger gave me a thumbs-up and said, "Shit voice, wrong lyrics." FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
chille_fml 0
Thats what you get for listening to the Jonas Brothers
funk_fml 0
at least it was at an airport, you'll never have to see any of those people again
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (135)
Jali_Malcolm 0
Easily solved: Why'd my damn daughter put this shit on here?! Use a name, any name. Problem solved.
letitrockk 0
dude, sad, you fail.
karissaaa 0
oh..wow :/
zland 0
At first, I thought, what a loser. The Jonas Brothers? But then, I realized that people like different things. You're still a loser in my mind though
Fml37 0
Jonas brothers are fags and so are you for listening to their music.
Fml37 0
Ahaha listening to the jonas brothers and not plugging in your headphones. Two fails right there.
Bella_x 0
WOOOOW after 40 years of life, and the best music you can think of is the JONAS BROTHERS?! Fail fail, double fail.
Shshshar_ssscene 0
im 16 and hate the Jonas Brothers! What do you think that says about you? i would say epic FAIL
cmurphy44 0
I love #1's hahahaha
qtip262 0
Well YDI cuz the jonas brothers are flaming faggets