Today, I was at my work. To urge people to be generous, I paid my friends to put 15 bucks in the tip jar while saying how great I was. He did this about ten times throughout the day. Turns out, us employees don't get to keep the tips. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, while at work, a customer gave me a $20 tip. I explained to him we aren't allowed to accept tips, but he insisted. When I called the manager to report it, he pocketed my tip. FML
Sounds illegal
Today, I got a lot of tips at work, but little did I know our boss takes it out of our paychecks. FML
What?
Today, my coworker got a raise by making our boss give me a pay cut for doing his job while he was slacking off. As we were heading home for the day, he found $100. FML
Rules are rules
Today, at work, a man bought a lot of really expensive stuff. He paid the large bill with cash, and the manager helped me count the money. When we were done, he handed me a $100 bill to thank me for all the help. We can't accept tips. The manager was next to me. I had to say no. FML
Today, while working at a chain restaurant, I forgot to charge someone a few dollars for extra toppings on the side. My stingy boss took the time to take that money out of my paycheck. FML
Today, I was accused of stealing when I dropped a $20 bill in front of my boss. His logic: I'm too poor to have a $20 bill and there's no way it was a tip, since our customers are "so stingy". It was a tip and it was going to get me through the rest of the month. He won't give it back. FML
Tipping point
Today, I was taking out a customer's groceries when he offered me a $5 tip. I told him I couldn't accept, since it's against store policy, but thanked him anyway. He called me an asshole just as my boss was walking to his car, who then yelled at me for it. FML
Today, I was waitering at the restaurant that I work at when I collected a credit card bill that was worth $120 and a big zero on the tip line. Angered, I turned to a co-worker and said "I knew this asshole wasn't going to tip me." The guy was standing right behind me with $30 in his hand. FML
Today, a customer handed me a 100 dollar bill. He then told me that it was my tip for doing a good job. He snatched it away just as I touched it, laughed, and said, "Just kidding." He then took his money and left the store. FML
Today, I was working in a restaurant. On the receipt under "tip" someone actually took the time to write out "$0.00." FML
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realggirl 0
Absurd! Why don't you guys get to keep the tips?
Namenlos_fml 20
You don't keep tips?!?! FYL. That's bullshit. Sure, you probably have done a little research before your little "investment", but still.... that's complete bullshit.
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yottskry 0
This, along with no healthcare, is something else I don't get about the USA: tipping. Tipping is NOT obligatory, tipping is for good service. In the UK servers get the same minimum wage as everyone else (£5.83 / hour) and tips are on top of that but entirely optional. If I get good service I tip about 15%, sometimes more. If the service is rubbish then there's no tip. That's how it should be. None of this "you're expected to tip because it makes up the wages" nonsense.
cindybuzz 5
Just to point out, in the UK, you'll probably find that your servers are earning less than that - cause not many 22+ y/o's want to waiter! At pizza hut, i was earning £4.28 per hour, as i was under 18. (that was last year). At 18, it goes up to £5.01 per hour. Not as bad as half minimum wage, but i thought i'd point that out. Being under 18 was shite. :-P Anyway, as a waitress, i never expect a tip if i know i haven't given good service. when the restaurant's busy - as in, i'll be serving 6 or so tables at a time (harder than it looks, as i discovered lol) AND doing all the little tasks which come with the job - cleaning and setting tables, greeting customers, filling up salad bars, making desserts, drinks, blended drinks, realising the right food isn't to hand for the dessert, running around the entire restaurant trying to find it, polishing cultery, sorting out bar areas etc etc (all simple tasks but when you have to do all of them at the same time, gets a bit annoying, bit manic and that). As i was saying, when the restaurants that busy, serving 6 or so tables at a time, massive queues at the door, customers CANNOT expect my 100% undivided attention. i give as much attention as i possibly can, and i do try to look out incase they look like they need something, but it can get a bit hectic and that. If you want waiters complete attention - DON'T COME AT PEAK TIMES. Quite logical really. Customers come expecting one-on-one service and all this, as though they're the most important person in the restaurant. Unfortuanately, in the real world, all the other customers around him are JUST as important. Waiters are trying their hardest to cater to your every need, they more or less have to suck your dick if you want them to. If you can see they're working hard, really you SHOULD leave a tip. It's become common courtesy across the world (some countries excepted.) Of course, if they're ignoring every other customer and just lingering by the bar doing nothing, being rude to customers, then yeah, they're not even trying to do their job, so don't worry. It does depend on where you go aswell - like if I was a customer at somewhere like pizza hut, i'd only leave a tip if the service was good. However if i was a customer at a top hotel, 5* or something, I would leave a tip regardless...you couldn't really go somewhere that posh and not tip.
midgetme234 0
doesnt that just suck. you should learn a lesson.
ccbooya18 0
**** your friends life
yottskry 0
No it isn't. There is no hard or fast rule for tipping in the UK. It's not expected or required and if you chose to do it the percentage is entirely up to you. If I tip it's around 15% or more for really, really good service.
yottskry 0
I don't know how this ended up here. It was intended for #34 (and got posted as a reply to that too, in the right place...)
ccbooya18 0
why the hell is everyone using £? this is America goddamnit!!!!!!!
yottskry 0
The only person to have used £ was me and that was because I was specifically saying about the minimum wage in the UK. Hardly 'everyone' and no need for you to have a panic attack.
Ita89 0
And no this is not America, it's not even the USA, it's the internet where you find people from the whole world. And you should know that FML started as VDM, a french site, so € should be the currency used. Maybe £ since it's closer... so STFU
yottskry 0
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FHGrif 0
I believe there is a law against that.
g1user 0
U know u can sue the shit outa that restaurants manager or owner its against the law to keep the emplyees tips unless you guys get paid really good but I'm beting you make minimum n if that's the case you got a case
youthink_fml 0
When you have to beg or pay people to say you're great, you're not.
Compass 0
How long have you worked there that you just now realised you keep the tips? Or does no one tip at all and that's why you didn't know?