Miscellaneous: Today, I was at my mom's funeral. My sisters and I were sitting...

By Alex - 26/06/2014 21:13 - United States - Honolulu

Today, I was at my mom's funeral. My sisters and I were sitting in the front row. The funeral director, whom we had met with twice before, was going around greeting everyone. When she got to us, she asked where our mom was. Seriously? FML

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Today, we buried my mom. I walked past my sister's husband just in time to hear him mutter: "Hope the fire's nice and hot down there, you old hag." I told my sister. She wouldn't believe me and accused me of trying to start drama. FML

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Today, at the funeral home where I work, I asked my boss if it was time to "bring out the stiff". I didn't realize the guy's family was not only in the building, but within earshot as well. FML

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By disgusted - 29/03/2014 21:31 - United Kingdom

Today, my parents and I attended the funeral of my husband's mother. It was open-casket, and my parents went to take a look. My mum muttered, "With a dress that tacky, no wonder she died", and my dad chuckled. A fight quickly erupted, and the police were called. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, when she found out my mother died, my ever empathetic wife said, “Tell them not to have the funeral on Friday. I have a hair appointment.” FML

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Friday 27 June 2014 7:35

You told him where she was right?

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Friday 27 June 2014 7:36

That was very unprofessional of her

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Love_Mahomies 3

Sunday 29 June 2014 6:18

I'm very sorry for your loss. R.I.P.

lollypop624 11

Sunday 29 June 2014 15:45

Awww, I'm sorry! xx

Lsidak715 8

Tuesday 1 July 2014 16:01

Did you tell him OP

newmember123 6

Tuesday 1 July 2014 20:09

what an idiotic woman

newmember123 6

Tuesday 1 July 2014 20:11

srry bout ur loss

poopmylife123 9

Tuesday 1 July 2014 22:22

That's pretty screwed.

Robert1989 9

Wednesday 2 July 2014 1:22

wow if that would happen to me I would be in dead silence.

smelie1 0

Wednesday 2 July 2014 5:44

Sorry for your loss. @funeral director-bet she is ratchet

XxstrangerxX 5

Thursday 3 July 2014 5:57

What a dumbass. You should've punched her in the face.

mariusistheman 10

Friday 11 July 2014 22:32

Im sorry for your mom's death

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