Today, I was at basketball practice and my coach asked me how my knee was. When I lifted my pants to show him, my cheetah print thong that had been stuck inside the pants from the dryer flew out to the ground. FML
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Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML
Today, at physical therapy, even though I was wearing underwear, when I went on the leg press machine, my balls popped out of the bottom of my shorts. A bunch of times. The therapist saw. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, after volleyball practice, I noticed my pants were missing. Now I have to go to work wearing spandex bottoms, all because one of my teammates is a thieving douche. FML
Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML
Today, I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping my leg. As I tried to discreetly push the dog away, his paw got caught in the pocket of my huge sweatpants, pulling them down. I was wearing a thong. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, I was at work and caught my pants on the corner of the door hinge. They tore completely open and my hairy cheek was exposed for the whole office to see. FML
Today, I was lifting weights at the gym and felt proud of myself for pushing through a tough set. Then, I looked down and noticed my shorts had ripped right along the seam. Based on their disgusted faces, everyone behind me got an unwelcome show. FML
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Top comments
kylebe 0
you a dirty girl
greg1234567890_fml 2
... did he make u run suicides so he could see u all hot and sweaty?
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Comments (84)
HOLLYWOOD2U 0
sisqo is the man
DavidMcgrady1216 0
Ahahahahahahaha.. girls basketball.. what a ****** joke... no one gives a **** about girls basketball
CRAZZYJELLO 0
Uhh thats ur opinion ):
sloop_fml 0
if you're a guy, fyl. girl, no big deal
Kelsey103 0
Lol I mostly love this cause it's a him :)
outbackbyrd 7
Haha that's kinda hot. Or at least it would be if he wasn't an old man who sees you sweaty more often than not
Jakespeed207 4
Nicki Minaj, anyone? First person that popped into my head when I read cheetah print thong. Btw, no, I don't really like her. OP, FYL big time, but how did you not notice that? XD
squeamishacorn 14
I guess you could say your coach makes them panties drop