Miscellaneous: Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed...

By vlcardenx3 - 12/03/2011 21:11 - United States

Today, I was at Aéropostale with some friends when I noticed a woman glaring at me. When we got to the checkout, the woman still had her eyes on me, so I asked why she was staring. She snapped, "If you had kept your legs closed, you wouldn't be pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2011 06:21 - United States

Today, as I was just finishing my grocery shopping, a little girl and her mother walked past. Seeing the little girl staring at me, I waved. The girl then pointed to me and asked her mother "Mommy, is that man pregnant?" FML

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By notateen - 13/11/2009 20:26 - United States

Today, I was shopping with my baby daughter when an older woman came up to me. She glared and said, "You know, if you kids learned how to keep your legs closed, you wouldn't be a mother at 16." I'm 25. FML

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By BobbyMalone - 17/01/2009 14:11 - Canada

Today, my mother asked a woman at the clothing store we go to all the time when her baby was due. Turns out the woman isn't pregnant. FML

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Mind your beeswax, Karen

By Anonymous - 22/06/2020 02:02

Today, I was carrying some bags out of a store, and my shirt had scooted up a little. I had no free hands, so I ignored it. A woman stopped me to tell me that bare midriffs are only attractive on skinny girls, "not fat ones." I'm 6 months pregnant. FML

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People of Walmart

By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 14:34 - United States

Today, at Walmart, a crazy old woman bitched me out for being pregnant. She kept following me around, calling me a stupid teen slut and saying she hoped my baby died so I could live a "normal life." I'm 26 and just very short. FML

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By justfat - 12/03/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was standing on a balcony smoking a cigarette when I noticed a woman giving me strange looks. When I put the cigarette out and went to walk inside she said "You shouldn't smoke while you're pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

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By justine - 13/12/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, I went to see a play. I'm pregnant, so I always need to pee. At intermission, I ran to use the bathroom, but there was a really long line. I asked the woman in front of me if I could pass her. She responded, "You don't look pregnant!", and lectured me about lying while I peed my pants. FML

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By notpregnantthankgod - 20/11/2015 17:20 - United Kingdom - Southampton

Today, the local gossip was in line behind me at the shop. She saw me buying pregnancy tests. The good news is that I'm not pregnant. The bad news is that she'll definitely have everyone thinking I am. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/08/2019 12:00

Today, a stranger at the grocery store rubbed my belly and asked me when I'm due. I'm not pregnant. FML

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All my fault

By streaker? - 27/11/2015 14:21 - Germany - Langenhagen

Today, I went clothes shopping. I took my little daughter into the dressing room while I tried some clothes on. She somehow managed to open the door while I was changing. A lady outside then bitched me out for "exposing" myself to her kids. FML

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Sunday 13 March 2011 1:26

And if she kept her mouth shut she wouldn't look like an asshole and a moron.

allmidnighteyes 10

Sunday 13 March 2011 1:27

You could've replied with, "And if your mother kept her legs closed, you wouldn't be such a ****." Also, someone who's fat looks very different from someone who's pregnant. Not only is she a bitch, she's a stupid bitch. She needs to look at her life, and look at her choices.

Comments

5upernova 3

Sunday 13 March 2011 11:31

Even if you were pregnant, she had no right to tell you what to do. It does not even concern her. Sounds like someone doesn't know what professionalism means. Nor does she know how to be in customer service.

chancehorsegal 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 13:14

shouldn't she know what PREGNANT looks like? hopefully she's shopping in there for her kid, not herself.

silverstream20 20

Sunday 13 March 2011 13:45

people these days, I swear just once I wish people would seriously shut their mouths and not interfere in other people's lives

moomoomeow2 7

Sunday 13 March 2011 14:05

Even if you were pregnant, that's not something SHE SHOULD WASTE HER TIME ON!

monnanon 13

Sunday 13 March 2011 14:08

What a cow, she was obviously looking for someone to affirm her sad pitiful view of the world. Op i wouldn't worry, you know she is wrong and so does your family and friends, the woman just well and truly embarrased herself.

syn7hetic 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 14:07

I dont care who you are she basically called you fat, i would have smacked her face in for being a nosy bitch

kat_95 1

Sunday 13 March 2011 14:22

and it would be her business because.....?

FAYUL12345100 3

Sunday 13 March 2011 15:37

EXACTLY! Every story on FML like this, the old lady gets it through her head that she is doing a service dispensing her opinions about who should get pregnant, when, in reality, she is making an asshole bitch of herself.