Today, I was at a water park with my family. While on the 100ft slide, my father decided it would be a great idea to pants me. I slipped and went down the 100ft slide naked for everyone to see. FML
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Today, I took my sister and her friend to the new swimming pool in our area. They wanted to go down one of the slides, so I went up with them. At the top of the stairs, my sister's friend kicked me in the balls and then pulled my trunks off. They pushed me down the slide naked. FML
Today, I was at the waterpark. I decided to go down a slide shaped like a funnel. On the way down, my bikini bottom untied. Then I got lodged in a V shape, arse first, in the hole at the funnel exit, exposing myself to the entire pool until I could slither out. FML
Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple of minutes in, I felt a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs, and being told that "everyone wets themselves sometimes." FML
Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML
Today, my friend and I decided to go skinny-dipping in her pool just after we'd finished watching a scary movie. While we were in the pool, I heard something move in the bushes so I freaked out and ran onto the deck, slipping and falling flat on my back. Her dad saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I went to the pool. When I hit the water the top of my swimsuit came off so I tried to put it on underwater. The lifeguard thought I was drowning and pulled me out in front of everyone. Topless. FML
Today, I went to the park with my friend and we decided to swing. While we were swinging, we decided to jump off backwards. All would have worked out fine if my pants hadn't gotten caught on the metal of the swing, leaving my bare butt exposed. The man who was in the park with his daughter left. FML
Today, I was at the water park, when I slipped and fell to the ground in front of the no running sign. I was walking. FML
Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML
Today, I went parasailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. On top of that, I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML
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x805xUnknown 6
Good family structure. It's nice to know Dads these days expose their kids for the world too see.
softballgirl16 0
wow......fyl
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Comments (184)
MJlovesgrapes 0
hahahah :) . yuup , if i was a dad, which im not cuz im not a guy ;p , i woulda done that :) .
MJlovesgrapes 0
omg :) i really hope he does have a mustache!
gabbielove 0
Did you enjoy the water?! :)
MJlovesgrapes 0
70 - not cool .
superbadd 0
if ur a dude I'm sad I missed it.
OfficialxAmber 0
Wouldn't it be 'de-pants'?
Imyourstar15 0
im thinking he wanted to "slip n slide" right into you. i call for a rape.
stilettogoddess 0
No, op's dad is the pedobear!
TaylorTotsYumm 10
No, I'm the pedobear.
tigercoon 12
Okay, is it necessary to say YDI and then repeat the ******* FML? Seriously, if you have no real input for this situation, then don't comment! Simple as that! OP, your dad has a badass sense of humor! That's ******* hilarious lol But I am sorry that he humiliated you. =/ FYL :p