Today, I was at a sandwich shop and couldn't help but secretly remove a loose hair from a girl standing in front of me. I yanked it and she instantly began screaming and crying. It was in fact a very long mole hair. The thing started bleeding like a gunshot wound. My apologies went unnoticed. FML
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This is my FML. In my UNDESERVED defense...I do have a little OCD, I work in healthcare and automatically want to help when I see something like that, and there may have been a few beers involved. I'm not a pervert and have never done anything like that before (and you had better believe since). And for those who are curious: the mole was on her shoulder and the hair I touched was down by her shoulderbladeish area. This sucker was LONG.
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freaky922 0
Which is why you never, ever let your OCD take control when in public.
xjbearx 0
while that really sucks for you, i gotta say. you just don't do stuff like that to strangers.
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Comments (321)
xXlolololXx 0
Ewwww wtf is wrong with you! Why would you remove a loos hair off of a random person you creep. I'm pretty sure if someone did that to me I'd punch them in the face.... You creep.
cmac86 23
ewwww! gross man. how hard did you yank it? it obviously wasn't loose, was it?
JayTroi 0
LMFAOOO.. I FIND THIS HILARIOUSS.. HOPE THE POOR GIRL IS OKAY..
paleknight47 0
#14 yea I agree
Mr_Resetti 0
Are you some kind of hair stealing stalker?
AtoZandBeyond 0
Maybe I shouldn't do that anymore
Cjraven606 0
I understand I have the same compultion mine is OCD related mild. it is her fault though trim that shit eeewwww
JakobKain 0
She could have trimmed it, so it's sort of her fault since some people have OCD, which you might. That'd hurt like hell, though, lol
LiaWantzCandii 0
hahaha #19 thats funni
TedFreakingBundy 0
i actually think the OP was trying to be nice. grooming is human nature. it's that girls fault for being a disgusting freak and having sickening grooming habits. she deserved it.