Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML
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Today, my daughter said "I love you mom", to me for the first time I can remember. She is 16 years old. She said it because I bought her first thong. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were talking about times we'd made our mothers cry. She said she'd only made her mother cry once. When I asked when, she said, "When I told her I was thinking about dating you." FML
Today, I told my mom, "I love you". She responded with, "What? I never told you I loved you." FML
Today, I kissed my husband and said, "I love you." That's when our 5 year-old son said to my husband, "How can you love her so much if she's so ugly?" FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her a lot. Her reply? "Thanks." FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, it's my soon to be 12 year-old daughter's birthday. On my break at work I texted her how much I loved her and happy birthday. She replied with, "K, when will you be home? Mom won't let me open presents until you're here." Good to know I'm loved. FML
Today, my boyfriend said, "One day I'll tell my children how I met you. I mean, our children." It's pretty cute, except for the fact that we're 17 and have been dating for only two weeks. FML
Today, I asked my kids how much they loved me. My seven year-old responded, 'I'll love you forever mummy.' My sixteen year-old responded, 'Can you wind down the window, I just farted.' FML
Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into her cooking. She started kissing the ingredients. FML
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starbucksguy 16
Kids these days...at least she didn't say it by text :)
CaramelMacchiato 13
I'm only a year older than OP's daughter, and I would have probably gushed all about it! :') Am I the only one who loves hearing stories about their childhood?
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Comments (333)
Bekll 31
When I was 14 my father cried about how I was growing up (he rarely cries) and I was just stunned.
t765234 10
I hate my generation, so damn inconsiderate.
hoodyNOT2shoes 0
Just saying: a 13-year old girl could care less. I'm 13 and I wouldn't give a crap. And if she did she probably would have looked up.
Pentium_4 27
Well you should care, I mean she pays for your phone bill, feeds you, puts a roof over your head (in a bad economy) and puts up with your teenage shit, you should at least acknowledge something that is important to her if she said something like that
TheGreatAlexande 12
Thumbs down for honesty, mine too please. Ugly truth but at 13 your not exactly enthralled with the lives of the people you spend practically every waking moment with, after you leave their house you start missing them and then you care more.
t765234 10
32- Regardless of how much you care, respect those who work every day to make your arrogant and pampered life possible. Do you have any idea how much money you've cost her? How much time she's spent on you when she could have be doing things for herself? How much effort she spends to keep your stupid ass happy? Its truly pathetic that entitled irritations like you are the future of the world.
Enslaved 38
She's a teenager! Don't expect much sentiment from them until they become a bit older. I'm so close to my mother now but feel like I wasted my teen days not letting her know how much she means to me. Just give your daughter space to grow. She loves you even if she doesn't show it at times.(:
comeatmebroo6254 1
I'm 13 and know how this works.. I doubt she heard you. Just repeat it, she will probably hear it the second time.
jose18 3
This is the reason why my parents didn't give me a phone until I was 16
jess12496 1
Im 15 and I would never do that to my parents ! That's horrible
guitargiant 3
It's your fault for giving her a phone with texting in the plan. And a good parent would tell the girl to put the damn phone away when she's eating with her family. No remorse.
eener23 1
What is a 13 year old doing with a cell phone?
NOOBSQUAD 0
Just like my penis •_-
THE_A_TEEN 28
Oh look, a 10 year old trying to act cool.