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By ThisIsWhyIStayAtHome - 24/05/2014 00:09 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I was at a nightclub when some dick squeezed the ass of the girl beside me. She whirled around and started yelling and slapping me across the face. I was dragged out by the bouncers, to cheers from the people around us. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 02:02 - United Kingdom

Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 21:28 - United States

Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2013 23:03 - Belgium - Schepdaal

Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML

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By lehonj49 - 21/06/2013 16:10 - Australia - Burwood

Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 00:31 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML

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By Owned - 29/01/2009 00:32 - Taiwan

Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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By hateskool888581 - 12/01/2010 00:28 - Mexico

Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 22:31 - Canada

Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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nguido731 3

Saturday 24 May 2014 13:23

Dude that sucks. Sometimes you're just at the wrong place at the wrong time

energizerbunny23 18

Saturday 24 May 2014 13:21

That's pretty unlucky

Comments

Deltaforce1 9

Saturday 24 May 2014 18:18

I hate when that happens a while ago someone started a fight and I got blamed sorry OP

jh921971 10

Saturday 24 May 2014 19:20

Clubs suck for more than that reason. Go to a bar and see a good band ;)

davedarave 6

Saturday 24 May 2014 19:24

epic

Austino_yo 11

Saturday 24 May 2014 19:37

A slap would be appropriate. I'd push or maybe hit the person if they touch me in an inappropriate spot. Touching like that is basically sexual assault.

NodakN8V 25

Saturday 24 May 2014 21:41

Yea but was it a nice ass....

akieferr 5

Saturday 24 May 2014 23:35

You really should've worded the beginning of that differently, OP

gunnerysgt 15

Sunday 25 May 2014 7:02

Always go with the "I'm gay" act when that happens... I've been to too many concerts where I've had use it

Jayy_Dash23 9

Sunday 25 May 2014 20:55

nahh don't lie to us.. you did it huh? ;) lmao

samiisnorlax 2

Sunday 25 May 2014 23:41

I'm really sorry that you got blamed but it's good that she was standing up for herself! I'm happy to hear about that part really. sorry for the shit luck for you :c