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By ThisIsWhyIStayAtHome - 24/05/2014 00:09 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I was at a nightclub when some dick squeezed the ass of the girl beside me. She whirled around and started yelling and slapping me across the face. I was dragged out by the bouncers, to cheers from the people around us. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/12/2011 02:02 - United Kingdom

Today, at a nightclub, a cute girl started hitting on me. I got into it and we danced. Just as she started getting frisky with me, a guy shoved me off, smacked me to the floor with a right-hook, and shouted, "That's what you get for touching my woman." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2012 21:28 - United States

Today, I was out clubbing. My girlfriend went to get us drinks, so I danced alone while I waited. Some girl with hideous meth mouth, who was clearly tripping balls, started harassing and groping me and got all three of us kicked out when my girlfriend returned and beat the hell out of her. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/02/2013 23:03 - Belgium - Schepdaal

Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML

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By lehonj49 - 21/06/2013 16:10 - Australia - Burwood

Today, after years of battling my social anxiety issues, I went out clubbing with my friends. A girl started talking to me and we actually hit it off. The next thing I know, I'm on the floor getting wailed on by some bloke for hitting on his girlfriend. She didn't do a thing to stop him. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2012 00:31 - United States - Rocklin

Today, I was out clubbing, when I saw a pair of very cute girls sitting at the bar, so I went over, hoping to introduce myself. I swung my leg over the stool, and through no fault of my own, sat on my own balls. I quickly got thrown out for "harassing the ladies." FML

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You deserved it 21 603

By Owned - 29/01/2009 00:32 - Taiwan

Today, me and a friend I met in the club were sandwiching this blonde girl dancing, when 5 minutes later she turned around and said that I should get another girl and gently brushed me aside. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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By hateskool888581 - 12/01/2010 00:28 - Mexico

Today, I went to a nearby nightclub with some friends and the girl I've been flirting for weeks. We were having a good time until this girl and two of her friends got back complaining about some "drunk-old-perverts harassing them". It looks like my dad and his friends are having a good time too. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/08/2009 22:31 - Canada

Today, a completely drunk girl walked across the bar and punched me in the face because I was wearing the same dress as her, and her boyfriend had said it looked better on me. While I was screaming at her for being a stupid bitch, she puked all over me, wiped her mouth, and laughed before she passed out. FML

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By 0ptimu5 - 11/09/2009 04:39 - Australia

Today, I saw a cute girl at a night club. When I approached her and introduced myself, she said "Don't you remember me? We danced here last weekend... but you were smashed that night". I cheekily replied "Oh really? That's hot, what happened next?" She said "You were hitting on me. So, I left." FML

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nguido731 3

Saturday 24 May 2014 13:23

Dude that sucks. Sometimes you're just at the wrong place at the wrong time

energizerbunny23 18

Saturday 24 May 2014 13:21

That's pretty unlucky

Comments

1dvs_bstd 41

Saturday 24 May 2014 14:27

i'd wait outside for the son of bitch and return the bitch slap.. and that guy will get a pretty nasty tongue lashing too

no_playa_hater 14

Saturday 24 May 2014 15:04

daughter of a bitch*

chinaski7628 32

Saturday 24 May 2014 21:57

I could be wrong, but I think 16 was referring to the real ass grabber.

no_playa_hater 14

Friday 17 October 2014 15:55

I know who they were talking about. I just mentioned that it might be more appropriate to hit the person who hit you in the first place.

uniformed 13

Saturday 24 May 2014 14:35

That's a slap in the face.

Adam5858 17

Saturday 24 May 2014 14:36

I cant think of a unluckier moment

vikky538 28

Saturday 24 May 2014 14:42

that's an unlucky ass moment... sorry op..

Chibi_Kitten 24

Saturday 24 May 2014 14:49

Wow that was bad of them for ASSuming..you know how it goes...wait in an ally for that douche..then let it all out.

PotterHead_DH 26

Saturday 24 May 2014 15:27

Wow, that was bad of you.

kotake 7

Saturday 24 May 2014 15:00

Why would you even wanna stay in such a crappy nightclub? And also it seems like you did a poor job explaining. Granted it catches people off guard but I know a good couple guys that would honestly flail in such a situation and make it look like they're guilty (smiling/laughing as if it's joke, talking men's rights drunk in a nightclub, etc. and yes I know stupid people). Not that that's your fault though once again it catches people off guard, Just don't do business there anymore.

cdawg69 10

Saturday 24 May 2014 16:07

classic case of trollin..

Bekll 31

Saturday 24 May 2014 16:42

The guy who did it must have gotten the tip from "The Alphabet of Manliness" chapter C: Copping a Feel. This is exactly how it would play out and you, OP, unfortunately were the scapegoat.