Kids: Today, I was asking my one year old nephew what noises certain...

By vballqt201 - 21/06/2009 16:03 - United States

Today, I was asking my one year old nephew what noises certain animals make. I decided to trick him and ask him what sound I make. He immediately says, "MOOOO". FML

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By ElamentalAngel - 06/05/2009 17:04 - United Kingdom

Today, my 3 year old nephew was sitting on my knee at the computer. He was annoying me as he kept on pressing all the buttons. To scare him off I did a creepy voice in his ear that makes him cry. He turned round and broke my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2012 13:59 - United States

Today, I was playing with my four year-old cousin. He had a toy whale and said, "Shark!" I corrected him and told him it was a whale. He picked it up, threw it at my face, and yelled, "SHAAARK!" FML

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Loud fart

By naomi3271 - 18/11/2019 20:00

Today, I accidentally scared my one year-old son with my huge, smelly fart that was really loud. He now won't come near me without crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2020 04:01 - United Kingdom - Leicester

Today, I sat outside for a half hour hysterically laughing at this kid next door for constantly mooing like a cow. My mum came out to inform me the kid is severely disabled. I even mooed back at one stage. FML

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By njh - 27/03/2015 13:29 - Ireland

Today, my 3-year-old son said to me, "Fuck a duck, Daddy." I have no idea where he heard this. FML

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By Handuh15 - 31/05/2019 16:00

Today, I was babysitting with my best friend, watching my one-year-old cousin. We thought it would be funny to say a bunch of swear words in front of him, since he didn't know how to talk. Five minutes later, guess what his first word was? And guess who won't be invited over for a while? FML

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By milf - 06/08/2012 01:10 - United States - Muncie

Today, I was changing my son's diaper when he said "Momma." Astonished that he'd finally spoken, I clapped and smiled proudly. My clap scared the crap out of him. Literally. FML

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By Zedscar - 15/07/2017 22:30 - United States - Martinsburg

Today, my 8-year-old nephew told me he liked the way I smelt. Apparently I smell like "cat food and cheese." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/06/2009 21:33 - Canada

Today, I was taking a bath and out of boredom started making sheep noises. I then had a conversation with myself in farm animal noises. When I got out of the bath, I walked to my bedroom in my towel, passing the living room... where my little brother's soccer team burst out laughing. FML

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By paparoach - 21/12/2014 07:59 - United States - Kapolei

Today, I was at an outdoors Christmas party and I jokingly complained that my son says 'mama' way more than he says 'dada'. One of my students was at the party and watched him for a couple of hours. He taught him to say 'dada' every time he sees a bug. FML

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Sunday 21 June 2009 20:07

Hahahahahahaha, the kid obviously knows what hes talking about. And you know what they say, kids say the darndest things. xD

gueeterman 4

Sunday 21 June 2009 20:11

maybe hes trying to tell you something...

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19lollipop96 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 20:21

LMAO!! But fyl for trickin little kids I hated it hen ppl did that to me when I was younger

skiBOAT 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 20:23

Aww, your nephew sounds cute. Not FYL. He's only one.

SusanaSaysRawrxD 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 20:25

Hahaa; awwh. That's kinda cute. little kids are so funny(:

jessiebare 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 20:33

well you did trick him i guess.

AshleyRose784 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 20:33

Hahaha, loves it

Mandy_fml 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 20:34

How is this an FML? He's just being a kid. Seriously, if thats your biggest drama of the day you need to get out more.

jahanvi 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 20:38

hahaha...but at the same time awwwww..lol lol do NOT trick him again

Futt_Buck 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 20:40

I don't believe his one. One year olds can barely even talk so I doubt he could understand what you were saying. Try to prove me wrong.

Squirrellord911 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 20:41

what wouldve been worseif he said, "Whoooppperr!!!"

waxstigmata 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 20:43

he's probably just used to hearing you making animal noises to him, not really an FML, but i guess kinda funny...

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