Today, I wanted revenge on the rabbit who ate my garden's plants. When he returned, he was standing next to my brand new above-ground swimming pool. I pull out my 22. rifle and shot at it, but the bullet missed and popped a hole in my pool. 15,000 gallons of water flooded my basement. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, I heard a gunshot not too far from the house. This is not unusual, as I live way out in the boonies and hunters tend to roam the woods. What isn't normal is a stray bullet hitting my above-ground pool, which promptly split open and released a torrent of water that flooded my basement. FML
Today, while mowing my backyard, I messily discovered that a family of rabbits has been living out there in the tall grass. FML
Today, a few freshmen jumped my fence. They decided to take a dip in the pool, so I pulled out a paintball gun. I unloaded over 100 rounds, painting their backs bright yellow. It also dyed my pool yellow, and it'll apparently cost around $500 to repair. FML
Today, I wanted revenge on my neighbor, whose dog craps in my yard, so I spent a day at the dog park gathering up dog shit. I piled it up by the property line and ran over it with the mower, intending to spray his driveway and car with turds. Instead, it gummed up the mower. Now it stinks too bad to fix. FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I was on my back patio talking with my husband. It got dark outside, and I saw something shuffling in the back yard. I freaked out so bad that I went to run inside, only to fly face-first into the screen door. Turns out the shuffling was a baby rabbit. FML
Today, my 6 ft snake got loose. I found it. It was in my neighbor's backyard, constricting their pet rabbit. FML
Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML
Today, I drove home on my birthday, and my mom said she'd meet me there. I was a little surprised to get home and find she wasn't there, but even more shocked to see my rabbit run over in my driveway. Turns out he'd gotten loose and my mom had run him over, panicked, and left. FML
Today, after I warned my son repeatedly that if he wanted a rabbit he had to clean and feed it, I checked on it. It wasn’t just dead, it was dead and rotting in a pool of its own pee and faeces. I yelled at him, but he just shrugged and told me rabbits are boring and he forgot it was even there. FML
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narks 0
Not only did you try to kill it instead of just relocating it, but you tried to justify your shit aim with 'the bullet missed' instead of 'I missed'. This one calls for a YDI unfortunately.
tkmac 0
Sounds like a Tom & Jerry episode.
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Comments (868)
bobertnoodle 0
Uh, #547, I don't kill those animals/insects either. And I'm pretty sure the other sane people who are commenting against this FML do the same. So shut up, you're the retard!
Hive_Node 2
You people disgust me. Bagging on the guy for wanting to kill a pest rabbit? There are too many rabbits as it is. They are pests just like bugs, and if you have ever killed a bug you are a hypocrite. FYL bro.
mhiggins78 0
Whats wrong with killing rabbit? or any animals that are a being pests. The OP deserves it for missing the rabbit and flooding thier basement. they shouldve been a better shot and killed it rightaway.
miquonranger03 0
You're immature enough to want revenge on a rabbit because it ate your plants...and yet you're old enough to purchase a firearm. Do the world a favor and please aim at the pool next time; with any luck, you'll miss again and shoot yourself in the forehead.
sektor 0
YDI for being Elmer Fudd
hawkloverr 0
i hope someday i get the opportunity to shoot you
lifeisfuckedup 0
lol. so many comments and over 60,000 " you deserved that". i don't think i have seen that many.
Islander_fml 5
Look, it's fine to shoot the rabbit. I'm not going to harass you about animal rights, because animals are not humans, and you have a good reason to want to shoot the rabbit, if it's messing up your gardens. But really, are you blind? Why the hell did you shoot a gun next to your above-ground swimming pool? Are you from Texas?
rrraven 0
Shoulda put in the traps, rabbits look much better smashed in half :) YDI for stupidity
epikz 0
YDI son of a bitch. Could have been much more humane about it. Glad your basement is flooded.